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: #Laughs What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.

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: #Laughs Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.

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: #Laughs Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office? They do it right first time.

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: #Laughs Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage? They give meaty performances - especially if they are in their prime!

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: #Laughs |The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.

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: #Laughs Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car.

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: #Laughs Why does the University of Tennesse footballteam wear orange to all their Saturday games? So that they can wear the same outfit to go hunting on Sunday, and to work on Monday.

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: #Laughs Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose.

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: #Laughs Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to report that her husband was missing.

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: #Laughs The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause it more clearly reflects their party'spolitical stance :A condom stands up to inflation,halts production,discourages co-operation,protects a bunch o

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: #Laughs That was Zen, this is Tao.

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: #Laughs When is the best time to go shopping? When the stores are open.

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: #Laughs A group of Americans was touring Ireland.

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: #Laughs Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in bed with another woman.

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: #Laughs These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

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: #Laughs Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

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: #Laughs What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.

: #Laughs Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.

: #Laughs Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office? They do it right first time.

: #Laughs Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage? They give meaty performances - especially if they are in their prime!

: #Laughs |The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.

: #Laughs Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car.

: #Laughs Why does the University of Tennesse footballteam wear orange to all their Saturday games? So that they can wear the same outfit to go hunting on Sunday, and to work on Monday.

: #Laughs Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose.

: #Laughs Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to report that her husband was missing.

: #Laughs The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause it more clearly reflects their party'spolitical stance :A condom stands up to inflation,halts production,discourages co-operation,protects a bunch o

: #Laughs That was Zen, this is Tao.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs When is the best time to go shopping? When the stores are open.

: #Laughs A group of Americans was touring Ireland.

: #Laughs Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in bed with another woman.

: #Laughs These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

: #Laughs Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

: #Laughs Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas.

: #Laughs Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

: #Laughs Don't steal...

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