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: #Laughs When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session."I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ? Pupil: All of them !

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: #Laughs Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.

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: #Laughs I just bought some Gravol for my kids.

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: #Laughs After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists havediscovered the secret ingredients to Viagra!VIAGRA INGREDIENT LIST: (TopSecret!) 3% Vitamin E 2% aspirin 2%ibuprofen 1% Vitamin C...and .

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: #Laughs 1.The "complimentary" paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow starts moving when you come close to it.

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: #Laughs A single man in his 40's often has a problem finding women at his level of maturity.

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: #Laughs |Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling 0,000 to pay for his daughter's college education?As the policeman, who also had a daughter in college, was leading him away in handcuffs, he said to the banker, "I have ju

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: #Laughs Girl: Mom, mom a monster's just bitten my foot off.

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: #Laughs If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say that you are always bright and early.

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: #Laughs The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad attitude.

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: #Laughs The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own firearms.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother? An Italian mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill you." A Jewish mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill myself."

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: #Laughs A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western is on.

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: #Laughs Long, but really funny...from a Company in USA.

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: #Laughs Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

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: #Laughs What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can't get your kids to eat spinach.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ? A hoppercraft !

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: #Laughs By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken."You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded.

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: #Laughs When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session."I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said.

: #Laughs Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ? Pupil: All of them !

: #Laughs Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.

: #Laughs I just bought some Gravol for my kids.

: #Laughs After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists havediscovered the secret ingredients to Viagra!VIAGRA INGREDIENT LIST: (TopSecret!) 3% Vitamin E 2% aspirin 2%ibuprofen 1% Vitamin C...and .

: #Laughs 1.The "complimentary" paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow starts moving when you come close to it.

: #Laughs A single man in his 40's often has a problem finding women at his level of maturity.

: #Laughs |Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling 0,000 to pay for his daughter's college education?As the policeman, who also had a daughter in college, was leading him away in handcuffs, he said to the banker, "I have ju

: #Laughs Aug.

: #Laughs Girl: Mom, mom a monster's just bitten my foot off.

: #Laughs If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say that you are always bright and early.

: #Laughs The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad attitude.

: #Laughs The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own firearms.

: #Laughs What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother? An Italian mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill you." A Jewish mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill myself."

: #Laughs A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western is on.

: #Laughs Long, but really funny...from a Company in USA.

: #Laughs Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

: #Laughs What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can't get your kids to eat spinach.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ? A hoppercraft !

: #Laughs By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken."You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded.

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