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: #Laughs A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park.

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: #Laughs Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents? Teacher: But your parents don't have a comuter. Pupil: Exactly!

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: #Laughs What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn't fit into the pen? "There's more there than meets the sty."

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: #Laughs Suggestions for Guys Golfing or Using A Public Bathroom:Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.Form a loose grip.Keep your head down.Avoid a quick backswing.Stay out of the water.Try not to hit anyone.If you are taking too long, plea

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: #Laughs This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said"Good morning ladies.."

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: #Laughs A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. "Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. "Yes," replied the murderer.

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: #Laughs Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died.

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: #Laughs your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with tinted windows, your mamma is so ugly, the doctor's still smacking her ass.

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: #Laughs Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes.

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: #Laughs What do you call a pig who overacts? A ham ham.

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: #Laughs How do fireflies lose weight? They burn calories.

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: #Laughs My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She's fine.

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: #Laughs A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs.

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: #Laughs A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent!

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: #Laughs Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of? Being stuck in a lift with the Spice girls.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous woman.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller.

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: #Laughs What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren't so fresh you wouldn't be in this jam!

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: #Laughs For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the woman with whom I carpooled to our children's soccer practices.

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: #Laughs A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park.

: #Laughs Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents? Teacher: But your parents don't have a comuter. Pupil: Exactly!

: #Laughs What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn't fit into the pen? "There's more there than meets the sty."

: #Laughs Suggestions for Guys Golfing or Using A Public Bathroom:Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.Form a loose grip.Keep your head down.Avoid a quick backswing.Stay out of the water.Try not to hit anyone.If you are taking too long, plea

: #Laughs This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said"Good morning ladies.."

: #Laughs A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. "Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. "Yes," replied the murderer.

: #Laughs Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died.

: #Laughs your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with tinted windows, your mamma is so ugly, the doctor's still smacking her ass.

: #Laughs Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes.

: #Laughs What do you call a pig who overacts? A ham ham.

: #Laughs How do fireflies lose weight? They burn calories.

: #Laughs My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She's fine.

: #Laughs A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs.

: #Laughs A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent!

: #Laughs Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of? Being stuck in a lift with the Spice girls.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous woman.

: #Laughs Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller.

: #Laughs What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren't so fresh you wouldn't be in this jam!

: #Laughs For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the woman with whom I carpooled to our children's soccer practices.

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