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: #Laughs Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.

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: #Laughs What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it? Add "er" to short and it becomes shorter.

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: #Laughs Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring.

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: #Laughs A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. "Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?" "What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"

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: #Laughs What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !

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: #Laughs Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate.

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: #Laughs What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm !

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: #Laughs Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden, but no matter what she did, she couldn't get her tomatoes to ripen.Admiring her neighbor's garden, which had beautiful bright red tomatoes, she went one day and inquired o

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: #Laughs Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, ?Do you want to go to heaven??The man said, ?I do Father.? The priest said, ?Then stand over there against the wall.?Then the priest asked the second man, ?Do you want

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: #Laughs What political party entices most Gorillas? The Treepublican Party!

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: #Laughs Q: What goes "krab, krab, krab"? - A: A dog barking in a mirror.

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: #Laughs |Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the beach together one day.

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: #Laughs Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.10.

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: #Laughs This guy runs home and bursts in yelling "Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery!!"She says "Oh wonderful, should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"He replies "I don't care...Just get the heck out!!"

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: #Laughs Why did the updraft get pulled over? -It was speeding in a high shear zone

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: #Laughs There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50 and hewas taking it for a cruise.

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: #Laughs What do you call a pig who overacts? A ham ham.

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: #Laughs Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office? They do it right first time.

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: #Laughs Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies. They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.

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: #Laughs Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.

: #Laughs What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it? Add "er" to short and it becomes shorter.

: #Laughs Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring.

: #Laughs A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. "Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?" "What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"

: #Laughs Dr.

: #Laughs What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !

: #Laughs Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate.

: #Laughs What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm !

: #Laughs Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden, but no matter what she did, she couldn't get her tomatoes to ripen.Admiring her neighbor's garden, which had beautiful bright red tomatoes, she went one day and inquired o

: #Laughs Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, ?Do you want to go to heaven??The man said, ?I do Father.? The priest said, ?Then stand over there against the wall.?Then the priest asked the second man, ?Do you want

: #Laughs What political party entices most Gorillas? The Treepublican Party!

: #Laughs Q: What goes "krab, krab, krab"? - A: A dog barking in a mirror.

: #Laughs |Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the beach together one day.

: #Laughs Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.10.

: #Laughs This guy runs home and bursts in yelling "Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery!!"She says "Oh wonderful, should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"He replies "I don't care...Just get the heck out!!"

: #Laughs Why did the updraft get pulled over? -It was speeding in a high shear zone

: #Laughs There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50 and hewas taking it for a cruise.

: #Laughs What do you call a pig who overacts? A ham ham.

: #Laughs Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office? They do it right first time.

: #Laughs Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies. They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.

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