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: #Laughs |For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M.

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: #Laughs A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken English with a heavy Lithuanian-Yiddish accent, for number 266418.

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: #Laughs How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent? It speaks in Polly-syllables!

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: #Laughs A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.

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: #Laughs What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire? It bit his neck, sucked his blood and said, "Who's a pretty boy then?"

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: #Laughs A farmer gets sent to jail, and his wife is trying to hold the farm together until her husband can get out.

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: #Laughs Slim walked into his local post office and noticed a new sign on the wall: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA "Gosh!" he said, "If n only that job was in Texas, Ah'd take it!"

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: #Laughs Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring. He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and a banner that said 'N I L'.

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: #Laughs What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark? Is that your final ant, sir!

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: #Laughs Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ? Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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: #Laughs An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog.

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: #Laughs A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after a big night ashore.

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: #Laughs Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty.

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: #Laughs The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I love liver and chees

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: #Laughs Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon."Man! commented one...

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: #Laughs Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and the candidates' campaign promises.

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: #Laughs The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army paratroopers jumping out of perfectly good aircraft.

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: #Laughs Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin? A: Some of Stalin's subjects admired him.

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: #Laughs "I can't believe it," said the tourist.

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: #Laughs |For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M.

: #Laughs A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken English with a heavy Lithuanian-Yiddish accent, for number 266418.

: #Laughs How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent? It speaks in Polly-syllables!

: #Laughs A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.

: #Laughs What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire? It bit his neck, sucked his blood and said, "Who's a pretty boy then?"

: #Laughs A farmer gets sent to jail, and his wife is trying to hold the farm together until her husband can get out.

: #Laughs Slim walked into his local post office and noticed a new sign on the wall: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA "Gosh!" he said, "If n only that job was in Texas, Ah'd take it!"

: #Laughs Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring. He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and a banner that said 'N I L'.

: #Laughs What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark? Is that your final ant, sir!

: #Laughs Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ? Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

: #Laughs An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog.

: #Laughs A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after a big night ashore.

: #Laughs Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty.

: #Laughs The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I love liver and chees

: #Laughs Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon."Man! commented one...

: #Laughs Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and the candidates' campaign promises.

: #Laughs The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army paratroopers jumping out of perfectly good aircraft.

: #Laughs Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin? A: Some of Stalin's subjects admired him.

: #Laughs "I can't believe it," said the tourist.

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