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: #Laughs After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her." Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but what is a 'kiss?' " So the Lord gave a brief description to Adam

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: #Laughs The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news.""Oh, no.

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: #Laughs A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Clem and Zeke, were sent for.Clem went in first, and the mortician pulled back the sheet.Clem said, Yup, he'

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: #Laughs Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.

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: #Laughs Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell.

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: #Laughs The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield's ear:10.

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: #Laughs "Sister Ann, aren't you putting on a little weight?" inquired Father Dan during his visit to the convent, suspiciously eyeing her bulging stomach.

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: #Laughs Why does a mother carry her baby? The baby can't carry the mother.

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: #Laughs You should not attempt these things during an actual exam.

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: #Laughs Male secretary : "Feel free to use my dictaphone." New blonde employee : "No thanks, I'll just use my finger like everyone else."

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: #Laughs This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and sees a cute little rich girl who's had too much to drink.He says to her, "Hey, baby...whataya say we go back to your place and get it on! Lost in her drink, she repli

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: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!

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: #Laughs How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ? She was maid in France !

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: #Laughs What did the alien say to the gas pump ? Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

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: #Laughs How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !

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: #Laughs Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat.Just before take-off, an Army soldier got on and took the aisle seat next to the two Marines.The Soldier kick

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: #Laughs What is the definition of a caterpillar ? A worm in a fur coat !

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: #Laughs God created the mule, and told him, 'you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back.

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: #Laughs Here's a list of some cute letters kids have written to God:Dear GOD:Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have? - JaneDear GOD:Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they

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: #Laughs One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming out?"Really?" the second gay man says, "that's amazing!"The first gay man says, "yeah we're lucky, he's only comingout of Congress, would you wanna sleep with him?"Sent by Patrick

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: #Laughs After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her." Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but what is a 'kiss?' " So the Lord gave a brief description to Adam

: #Laughs The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news.""Oh, no.

: #Laughs A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Clem and Zeke, were sent for.Clem went in first, and the mortician pulled back the sheet.Clem said, Yup, he'

: #Laughs Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.

: #Laughs Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell.

: #Laughs The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield's ear:10.

: #Laughs "Sister Ann, aren't you putting on a little weight?" inquired Father Dan during his visit to the convent, suspiciously eyeing her bulging stomach.

: #Laughs Why does a mother carry her baby? The baby can't carry the mother.

: #Laughs You should not attempt these things during an actual exam.

: #Laughs Male secretary : "Feel free to use my dictaphone." New blonde employee : "No thanks, I'll just use my finger like everyone else."

: #Laughs This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and sees a cute little rich girl who's had too much to drink.He says to her, "Hey, baby...whataya say we go back to your place and get it on! Lost in her drink, she repli

: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!

: #Laughs How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ? She was maid in France !

: #Laughs What did the alien say to the gas pump ? Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

: #Laughs How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !

: #Laughs Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat.Just before take-off, an Army soldier got on and took the aisle seat next to the two Marines.The Soldier kick

: #Laughs What is the definition of a caterpillar ? A worm in a fur coat !

: #Laughs God created the mule, and told him, 'you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back.

: #Laughs Here's a list of some cute letters kids have written to God:Dear GOD:Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have? - JaneDear GOD:Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they

: #Laughs One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming out?"Really?" the second gay man says, "that's amazing!"The first gay man says, "yeah we're lucky, he's only comingout of Congress, would you wanna sleep with him?"Sent by Patrick

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