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: #Laughs Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the filling station

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: #Laughs |A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're what?!?"

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: #Laughs Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?""None," replied Johnny, "cause th

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: #Laughs A man goes to a doctor and says:"Doctor, it's embarassing, but every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm.""Gee, what are you taking for it?""Snuff."

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: #Laughs Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

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: #Laughs What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples? "Don't tell the farmer.

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: #Laughs Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII Good: The postman's early Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47 Worse: You gave him nothing for Christmas

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: #Laughs What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.

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: #Laughs State of Arkansas Residency Application Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob (last) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray

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: #Laughs During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat.

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: #Laughs A pirate was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ? Amelia a package last week - did you get it ? !

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: #Laughs What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn't fit into the pen? "There's more there than meets the sty."

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: #Laughs |Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?A: "I don't like sprouts" !Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missletoe! Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a va

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: #Laughs "Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the Sun!"

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: #Laughs Q: How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House? A: There is White-out on the screen.

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: #Laughs What's the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a cold one!

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: #Laughs What has eight legs and an IQ of forty? Four guys watching a baseball game.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the filling station

: #Laughs |A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're what?!?"

: #Laughs Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally.

: #Laughs Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?""None," replied Johnny, "cause th

: #Laughs A man goes to a doctor and says:"Doctor, it's embarassing, but every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm.""Gee, what are you taking for it?""Snuff."

: #Laughs Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

: #Laughs What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples? "Don't tell the farmer.

: #Laughs Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII Good: The postman's early Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47 Worse: You gave him nothing for Christmas

: #Laughs What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.

: #Laughs State of Arkansas Residency Application Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob (last) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray

: #Laughs During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat.

: #Laughs A pirate was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ? Amelia a package last week - did you get it ? !

: #Laughs What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn't fit into the pen? "There's more there than meets the sty."

: #Laughs |Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?A: "I don't like sprouts" !Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missletoe! Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a va

: #Laughs "Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the Sun!"

: #Laughs Q: How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House? A: There is White-out on the screen.

: #Laughs What's the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a cold one!

: #Laughs What has eight legs and an IQ of forty? Four guys watching a baseball game.

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