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: #Laughs What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog comes back to life, your carstarts, you get your job back and life is great.

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: #Laughs What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.

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: #Laughs |"Well, Mrs.

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: #Laughs The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he noticed a young woman in the front row, wearing a tight dress with her boobs almost hanging out.

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: #Laughs Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.

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: #Laughs |Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes for an environmentally safe, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, and gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday as p

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: #Laughs Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis.

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: #Laughs |In prison, you get three square meals a day.

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: #Laughs What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty! We iron, they wrinkle!

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: #Laughs You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free."You believe "shallow gene pool" should have it's

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: #Laughs What goes "knio, knio?" A backward pig.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

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: #Laughs Can bees fly in the rain ? Not without their little yellow jackets !

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: #Laughs Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people -- many of whom use their stupidity for personal gain.

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: #Laughs A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to marry them.

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: #Laughs SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three candles for your party? PIGLET: I'd rather have three cakes and one candle.

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: #Laughs Questions to Ponder about ViagraIf a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid shut?If the insurance companies are going to set guidelines before approving Viagra coverage, what are they going to use? A growth chart?I dropped a Viagr

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: #Laughs Q: What did one strawberry say to the other? A:"Look at the jam you've gotten us into!"

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: #Laughs What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.

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: #Laughs What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced

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: #Laughs What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog comes back to life, your carstarts, you get your job back and life is great.

: #Laughs What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.

: #Laughs |"Well, Mrs.

: #Laughs The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he noticed a young woman in the front row, wearing a tight dress with her boobs almost hanging out.

: #Laughs Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.

: #Laughs |Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes for an environmentally safe, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, and gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday as p

: #Laughs Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis.

: #Laughs |In prison, you get three square meals a day.

: #Laughs What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty! We iron, they wrinkle!

: #Laughs You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free."You believe "shallow gene pool" should have it's

: #Laughs What goes "knio, knio?" A backward pig.

: #Laughs Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

: #Laughs Can bees fly in the rain ? Not without their little yellow jackets !

: #Laughs Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people -- many of whom use their stupidity for personal gain.

: #Laughs A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to marry them.

: #Laughs SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three candles for your party? PIGLET: I'd rather have three cakes and one candle.

: #Laughs Questions to Ponder about ViagraIf a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid shut?If the insurance companies are going to set guidelines before approving Viagra coverage, what are they going to use? A growth chart?I dropped a Viagr

: #Laughs Q: What did one strawberry say to the other? A:"Look at the jam you've gotten us into!"

: #Laughs What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.

: #Laughs What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced

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