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: #Laughs |An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood in front of them.He then asked, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?"Nobody answered him.He then asked again, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?"Again nobody answered.The old Indian

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: #Laughs Q: What's the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde? A: When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal detector.

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: #Laughs A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this woman and all hisprofessionalism went out the window.

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: #Laughs How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!

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: #Laughs Three guys are debating about which of their languages is the most pleasing to the ear.

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: #Laughs "Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.""Would you spell that, please?""Certainly.

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: #Laughs Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship - he refers to it as "that time when me and Suzie were doing it on a semi-regular basis".When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfr

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: #Laughs From David Letterman - Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You're Not The Sexiest Man Alive10.

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: #Laughs How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first

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: #Laughs Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can't stand it to see her husband enjoy himself.

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: #Laughs The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother.

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: #Laughs |Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?A: To get to the shell station Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?A: Because it was stuck to the chicken!Q: Why did the hors

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: #Laughs Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".Little Johnny: I is...Teacher: No, Little Johnny.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do men float better than women? A: Because they are scum.

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: #Laughs A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.

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: #Laughs Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok

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: #Laughs A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fightwith Sidney.

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: #Laughs Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I just forget to eat." Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys.

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

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: #Laughs In a psychiatrist's waiting room two patients are having a conversation.

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: #Laughs |An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood in front of them.He then asked, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?"Nobody answered him.He then asked again, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?"Again nobody answered.The old Indian

: #Laughs Q: What's the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde? A: When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal detector.

: #Laughs A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this woman and all hisprofessionalism went out the window.

: #Laughs How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!

: #Laughs Three guys are debating about which of their languages is the most pleasing to the ear.

: #Laughs "Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.""Would you spell that, please?""Certainly.

: #Laughs Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship - he refers to it as "that time when me and Suzie were doing it on a semi-regular basis".When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfr

: #Laughs From David Letterman - Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You're Not The Sexiest Man Alive10.

: #Laughs How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first

: #Laughs Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can't stand it to see her husband enjoy himself.

: #Laughs The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother.

: #Laughs |Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?A: To get to the shell station Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?A: Because it was stuck to the chicken!Q: Why did the hors

: #Laughs Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".Little Johnny: I is...Teacher: No, Little Johnny.

: #Laughs Q: Why do men float better than women? A: Because they are scum.

: #Laughs A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.

: #Laughs Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok

: #Laughs A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fightwith Sidney.

: #Laughs Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I just forget to eat." Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys.

: #Laughs Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

: #Laughs In a psychiatrist's waiting room two patients are having a conversation.

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