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: #Laughs A blonde was swimming.

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: #Laughs When does a horse neigh? Whinny wants to!

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: #Laughs Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie.

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: #Laughs |Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

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: #Laughs Mother: Did you get a good place in the geography test? Fred: Yes, Mum, I sat next to the cleverest kid in the class.

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: #Laughs A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan.

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: #Laughs A couple's having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables away, watches as the guy slides all the way down his chair and out of sight.

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: #Laughs Why do bears have fur coats ? Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

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: #Laughs Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice? He was a sherbet!

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: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

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: #Laughs |"Baby's First Ornament" would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing on the tree.

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: #Laughs What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.

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: #Laughs Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year.

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: #Laughs It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carryingthe mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

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: #Laughs Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage. Don't talk rubbish!

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: #Laughs A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me...

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: #Laughs What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game? Mean-opoly.

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: #Laughs A lady says to her doctor, "My husband has been complaining that my vagina has an odor, but I bent over and took a whiff, and I don't smell anything."The doctor examines her, and then says, "You need an operation."She asks, "On my vagina?"He says,

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: #Laughs What diploma do criminals get? The third degree.

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: #Laughs A blonde was swimming.

: #Laughs When does a horse neigh? Whinny wants to!

: #Laughs Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie.

: #Laughs |Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

: #Laughs Mother: Did you get a good place in the geography test? Fred: Yes, Mum, I sat next to the cleverest kid in the class.

: #Laughs A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan.

: #Laughs A couple's having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables away, watches as the guy slides all the way down his chair and out of sight.

: #Laughs Why do bears have fur coats ? Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

: #Laughs Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice? He was a sherbet!

: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

: #Laughs |"Baby's First Ornament" would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing on the tree.

: #Laughs What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.

: #Laughs Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year.

: #Laughs It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carryingthe mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

: #Laughs Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage. Don't talk rubbish!

: #Laughs A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me...

: #Laughs What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game? Mean-opoly.

: #Laughs A lady says to her doctor, "My husband has been complaining that my vagina has an odor, but I bent over and took a whiff, and I don't smell anything."The doctor examines her, and then says, "You need an operation."She asks, "On my vagina?"He says,

: #Laughs What diploma do criminals get? The third degree.

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