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: #Laughs Why are spiders good swimmers ? They have webbed feet !

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: #Laughs Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?"Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.He said, "This p

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

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: #Laughs Two men who are out walking their dogs meet on a street corner.

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: #Laughs I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So how?s your breakfast this morning?" "It?s very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash? A: She's the one on her bike.

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: #Laughs Guess what? You're pregnant!

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: #Laughs Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn't been made up yet.

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: #Laughs What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in a million chance of being human.

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: #Laughs Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying to cut down to one fag a day!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brewster ! Brewster who ? Brewsters can wake you up in the morning singing cock-a-doodle doo !

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: #Laughs What does a vampire take for a cold? Coffin syrup!

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: #Laughs |Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!

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: #Laughs Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons.

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: #Laughs An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his system upset.

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: #Laughs The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they don't speak the same language.

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: #Laughs What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes at a four way stop.

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: #Laughs Why did the angel lose her job? She had harp failure.

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: #Laughs |Top honors for "Human Projectile of the Month" go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude who is also a serious contender for the annual "Darwin Award".

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: #Laughs A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot.

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: #Laughs Why are spiders good swimmers ? They have webbed feet !

: #Laughs Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?"Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.He said, "This p

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

: #Laughs Two men who are out walking their dogs meet on a street corner.

: #Laughs I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So how?s your breakfast this morning?" "It?s very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly.

: #Laughs Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash? A: She's the one on her bike.

: #Laughs Guess what? You're pregnant!

: #Laughs Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn't been made up yet.

: #Laughs What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in a million chance of being human.

: #Laughs Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying to cut down to one fag a day!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brewster ! Brewster who ? Brewsters can wake you up in the morning singing cock-a-doodle doo !

: #Laughs What does a vampire take for a cold? Coffin syrup!

: #Laughs |Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!

: #Laughs Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons.

: #Laughs An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his system upset.

: #Laughs The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they don't speak the same language.

: #Laughs What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes at a four way stop.

: #Laughs Why did the angel lose her job? She had harp failure.

: #Laughs |Top honors for "Human Projectile of the Month" go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude who is also a serious contender for the annual "Darwin Award".

: #Laughs A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot.

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