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: #Laughs What dogs never get lost? Newfound-lands!

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: #Laughs Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm.

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: #Laughs Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country road.Limbaugh told the chauffeur to drive up to the farm and apologize to the farmer.

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: #Laughs The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast - Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while brushing your teethLunch - Send your secretary out for six "gutbombers"- those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime butnow cost sixty five cen

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: #Laughs The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves.

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: #Laughs An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time.

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: #Laughs The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National Cemetery.

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: #Laughs According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a unique problem.

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: #Laughs No $Dear Dad,$chool i$ really great.

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: #Laughs |Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?The Codfather!What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?He got lockjaw!Where do fish wash?In a river basi

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? "Holy smoke!"

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: #Laughs Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

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: #Laughs A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell.

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: #Laughs Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida.

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: #Laughs |One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don't speak the same language.

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: #Laughs I had skylights installed at my place the other day...the peoplethat live upstairs are really mad!

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: #Laughs Why do frogs have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !

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: #Laughs |What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bush ! Bush who ? Bush your money where your mouth is !

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: #Laughs What dogs never get lost? Newfound-lands!

: #Laughs Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm.

: #Laughs Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country road.Limbaugh told the chauffeur to drive up to the farm and apologize to the farmer.

: #Laughs The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast - Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while brushing your teethLunch - Send your secretary out for six "gutbombers"- those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime butnow cost sixty five cen

: #Laughs The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves.

: #Laughs An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time.

: #Laughs The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National Cemetery.

: #Laughs According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a unique problem.

: #Laughs No $Dear Dad,$chool i$ really great.

: #Laughs |Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?The Codfather!What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?He got lockjaw!Where do fish wash?In a river basi

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? "Holy smoke!"

: #Laughs Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

: #Laughs A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell.

: #Laughs Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida.

: #Laughs |One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don't speak the same language.

: #Laughs I had skylights installed at my place the other day...the peoplethat live upstairs are really mad!

: #Laughs Why do frogs have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !

: #Laughs |What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bush ! Bush who ? Bush your money where your mouth is !

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