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: #Laughs Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures. Patient: Okay doc, but don't forget to send your bill to the other man.

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: #Laughs Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people's home.

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: #Laughs Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven.

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: #Laughs The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.Time Limit: 3 Days.Write Your Name: ________________________________________(20 point bonus if spelled correctly).1.

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: #Laughs Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?...He was already taking out a tooth

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: #Laughs Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane.

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: #Laughs Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ? They were both driving their cars at the time !

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: #Laughs "Finish your lima beans or you're not getting any heroin for dessert!""If you don't stop that this instant, I'll have Grandma perform another striptease for you.""If this plexiglass wasn't between us, I'd wash your mouth out with soap, young man."

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I have left?Son: I don't know, because in school we learn on apples.

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: #Laughs Women's English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI'm sorry = You'll be sorry We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

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: #Laughs The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man's wife.

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: #Laughs The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."

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: #Laughs The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman.

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: #Laughs |Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones had almost a 100% record for insura

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: #Laughs A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife complained,as usual, "I have a headache." "Perfect" her husband said.

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: #Laughs One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer.

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: #Laughs Don't go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get a Weak End (Weekend).Don't keep him in the dog house too often or he might give his bone to the woman next door.Don't Spring on the Inner-Spring this Spring or there will be an Off

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: #Laughs What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was money in the kitty.

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: #Laughs I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she was sucking on the bedpost.

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: #Laughs Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures. Patient: Okay doc, but don't forget to send your bill to the other man.

: #Laughs Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people's home.

: #Laughs Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven.

: #Laughs The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.Time Limit: 3 Days.Write Your Name: ________________________________________(20 point bonus if spelled correctly).1.

: #Laughs Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?...He was already taking out a tooth

: #Laughs Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane.

: #Laughs Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ? They were both driving their cars at the time !

: #Laughs "Finish your lima beans or you're not getting any heroin for dessert!""If you don't stop that this instant, I'll have Grandma perform another striptease for you.""If this plexiglass wasn't between us, I'd wash your mouth out with soap, young man."

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I have left?Son: I don't know, because in school we learn on apples.

: #Laughs Women's English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI'm sorry = You'll be sorry We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

: #Laughs The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man's wife.

: #Laughs The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."

: #Laughs The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman.

: #Laughs |Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones had almost a 100% record for insura

: #Laughs A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife complained,as usual, "I have a headache." "Perfect" her husband said.

: #Laughs One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer.

: #Laughs Don't go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get a Weak End (Weekend).Don't keep him in the dog house too often or he might give his bone to the woman next door.Don't Spring on the Inner-Spring this Spring or there will be an Off

: #Laughs What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was money in the kitty.

: #Laughs I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she was sucking on the bedpost.

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