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: #Laughs At a U.N.

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: #Laughs A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St.

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: #Laughs Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.

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: #Laughs A couple's having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables away, watches as the guy slides all the way down his chair and out of sight.

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: #Laughs yo mama so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!

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: #Laughs |Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian? A spot-weiler!

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: #Laughs An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, "What's your problem, Soldier?""Chronic syphilis, Sir.""What treatment are you getting?""Five minutes with the wire brush each day.""What's your ambition?""To get back to the

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: #Laughs |Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys.

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: #Laughs Teacher: How much is half of 8? Pupil: Up and down or across? Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

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: #Laughs How do you stop a taliban tank ? Shoot the Guy Pushing it

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: #Laughs I just sent my first e-mail. Kongratulations!

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: #Laughs An actor went to see a new agent one day and said, `You must have a look at my act, it really is innovative.' So saying, he flew up to the ceiling, circled the room a few times and landed smoothly on the agent's desk. `So you do

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: #Laughs A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country.

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: #Laughs One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver's side door with him standing right there.

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: #Laughs After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilot: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your automatic pilot.

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: #Laughs What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Artichoke ! Artichoke who ! Artichoke when he swallowed his yo-yo !

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: #Laughs In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about whose turn it was to pay.

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: #Laughs At a U.N.

: #Laughs A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St.

: #Laughs Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.

: #Laughs A couple's having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables away, watches as the guy slides all the way down his chair and out of sight.

: #Laughs yo mama so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!

: #Laughs |Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian? A spot-weiler!

: #Laughs An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, "What's your problem, Soldier?""Chronic syphilis, Sir.""What treatment are you getting?""Five minutes with the wire brush each day.""What's your ambition?""To get back to the

: #Laughs |Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys.

: #Laughs Teacher: How much is half of 8? Pupil: Up and down or across? Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

: #Laughs How do you stop a taliban tank ? Shoot the Guy Pushing it

: #Laughs I just sent my first e-mail. Kongratulations!

: #Laughs An actor went to see a new agent one day and said, `You must have a look at my act, it really is innovative.' So saying, he flew up to the ceiling, circled the room a few times and landed smoothly on the agent's desk. `So you do

: #Laughs A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country.

: #Laughs One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver's side door with him standing right there.

: #Laughs After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilot: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your automatic pilot.

: #Laughs What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Artichoke ! Artichoke who ! Artichoke when he swallowed his yo-yo !

: #Laughs In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about whose turn it was to pay.

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