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: #Laughs Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

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: #Laughs |An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard.

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: #Laughs What did the egg say to the boiling water? "It might take me a while to get hard I just got layed last night."

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: #Laughs She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense of humor.

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: #Laughs What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats like a dog, but isn't a dog? A pup.

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: #Laughs If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

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: #Laughs George knocked on the door of his friend's house.

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: #Laughs |All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control.Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything

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: #Laughs An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he decides to pull over because he suspect that his turn signal may not be working.He asks the Polish guy if he doesn't mind stepping out of the car to check the lights while he te

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: #Laughs What's long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ? Loo-Loo !

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: #Laughs What is a ghost favorite fruit ? Boonanaa !

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: #Laughs How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine? Only one if you run him through slowly!

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: #Laughs A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park.

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: #Laughs Flo: Try some of my sponge cake.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!

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: #Laughs A logger is driving down the highway and sees two botanists trying to measure the height of a small pine tree.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit has significant penalty for early withdrawl.Sent by Josh

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: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date?A: If you're not in bed by 12, come home.

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: #Laughs A funny story I know comes from someone's father-in-law who is a pharmacist.

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: #Laughs Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

: #Laughs |An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard.

: #Laughs What did the egg say to the boiling water? "It might take me a while to get hard I just got layed last night."

: #Laughs She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense of humor.

: #Laughs What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats like a dog, but isn't a dog? A pup.

: #Laughs If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

: #Laughs George knocked on the door of his friend's house.

: #Laughs |All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control.Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything

: #Laughs An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he decides to pull over because he suspect that his turn signal may not be working.He asks the Polish guy if he doesn't mind stepping out of the car to check the lights while he te

: #Laughs What's long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ? Loo-Loo !

: #Laughs What is a ghost favorite fruit ? Boonanaa !

: #Laughs How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine? Only one if you run him through slowly!

: #Laughs A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park.

: #Laughs Flo: Try some of my sponge cake.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!

: #Laughs A logger is driving down the highway and sees two botanists trying to measure the height of a small pine tree.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit has significant penalty for early withdrawl.Sent by Josh

: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date?A: If you're not in bed by 12, come home.

: #Laughs A funny story I know comes from someone's father-in-law who is a pharmacist.

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