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: #Laughs How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb in her ass, AND yer middle-finger in her cunt...Now, if ya can SNAP yer fingers, ya know she's been fucking too much..

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: #Laughs What runs all day but never gets tired? Water.

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: #Laughs Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon.

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: #Laughs Knock, knock?Whos there?Megan and chickenMegan and chicken who?He's megan a list and chicken it twice, he's gonna find out whos naughty and nice...

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: #Laughs |A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply."Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it.

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: #Laughs Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the barkeep, Shandy said "Mike, I'll be havin'three whiskeys."Callahan set up three glasses and began to pour.

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: #Laughs Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? MAN: Definitely not! WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married? MAN: Of course I do.

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: #Laughs What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote control between his toes.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cugat ! Cugat who ? Cugat to love my jokes !

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bill ! Bill who ? Bill-tup area !

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: #Laughs What do astronauts wear to bed? Space Jammies!

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: #Laughs Moe: My wife converted me to religion. Joe: Really? Moe: Yes.

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: #Laughs A man goes to the doctor for a checkup.

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: #Laughs What is brown and gray, has eight legs, and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk? A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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: #Laughs An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem.

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: #Laughs Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of her.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny sat playing in the garden.

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: #Laughs G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy gets the girl.X: Everybody gets the girl!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Crete ! Crete who ? Crete to see you again !

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: #Laughs Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.

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: #Laughs How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb in her ass, AND yer middle-finger in her cunt...Now, if ya can SNAP yer fingers, ya know she's been fucking too much..

: #Laughs What runs all day but never gets tired? Water.

: #Laughs Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon.

: #Laughs Knock, knock?Whos there?Megan and chickenMegan and chicken who?He's megan a list and chicken it twice, he's gonna find out whos naughty and nice...

: #Laughs |A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply."Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it.

: #Laughs Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the barkeep, Shandy said "Mike, I'll be havin'three whiskeys."Callahan set up three glasses and began to pour.

: #Laughs Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? MAN: Definitely not! WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married? MAN: Of course I do.

: #Laughs What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote control between his toes.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cugat ! Cugat who ? Cugat to love my jokes !

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bill ! Bill who ? Bill-tup area !

: #Laughs What do astronauts wear to bed? Space Jammies!

: #Laughs Moe: My wife converted me to religion. Joe: Really? Moe: Yes.

: #Laughs A man goes to the doctor for a checkup.

: #Laughs What is brown and gray, has eight legs, and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk? A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

: #Laughs An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem.

: #Laughs Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of her.

: #Laughs Little Johnny sat playing in the garden.

: #Laughs G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy gets the girl.X: Everybody gets the girl!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Crete ! Crete who ? Crete to see you again !

: #Laughs Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.

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