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: #Laughs There was a communist named Rudolph.

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: #Laughs A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!"He continues walking along the long fence, but, being a curious person, he can't help but wonder w

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: #Laughs Old telephone books make ideal personal address books.

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: #Laughs To whom do fish go to borrow money ? The loan shark !

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: #Laughs What's a parrot's favourite song? I love Parrots in the Springtime!

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: #Laughs |For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child.

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: #Laughs What did the black cat say to the fish ? I've got a bone to pick with you !

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: #Laughs |Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations.

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: #Laughs There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old grandma.

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: #Laughs What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.

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: #Laughs One day, a grandpa and his grandson go golfing.

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: #Laughs One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends.

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: #Laughs Why did the boy stand behind the horse? He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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: #Laughs What is the definition of Robin ? A bird who steals !

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: #Laughs |It's for my mother-in-law," explained the mourner at the funeral procession.

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: #Laughs Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad Wolf and they grow on trees! Father Christmas: You mean 'The Three Little Figs'.

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: #Laughs A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as a New Years gift, was so alarmed when all 50 of them went off at the same time that he drove his car into a lamp post, a newspaper said Thursday.The unnamed businessman was r

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: #Laughs Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by eleven o'clock." She said, "But Father, I'm no longer a child!" He said, "I know, that's why I want you home by eleven."

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: #Laughs Why did the chicken cross the road half way ? He wanted to lay it on the line !

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: #Laughs Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas.

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: #Laughs There was a communist named Rudolph.

: #Laughs A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!"He continues walking along the long fence, but, being a curious person, he can't help but wonder w

: #Laughs Old telephone books make ideal personal address books.

: #Laughs To whom do fish go to borrow money ? The loan shark !

: #Laughs What's a parrot's favourite song? I love Parrots in the Springtime!

: #Laughs |For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child.

: #Laughs What did the black cat say to the fish ? I've got a bone to pick with you !

: #Laughs |Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations.

: #Laughs There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old grandma.

: #Laughs What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.

: #Laughs One day, a grandpa and his grandson go golfing.

: #Laughs One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends.

: #Laughs Why did the boy stand behind the horse? He thought he might get a kick out of it!

: #Laughs What is the definition of Robin ? A bird who steals !

: #Laughs |It's for my mother-in-law," explained the mourner at the funeral procession.

: #Laughs Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad Wolf and they grow on trees! Father Christmas: You mean 'The Three Little Figs'.

: #Laughs A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as a New Years gift, was so alarmed when all 50 of them went off at the same time that he drove his car into a lamp post, a newspaper said Thursday.The unnamed businessman was r

: #Laughs Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by eleven o'clock." She said, "But Father, I'm no longer a child!" He said, "I know, that's why I want you home by eleven."

: #Laughs Why did the chicken cross the road half way ? He wanted to lay it on the line !

: #Laughs Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas.

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