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: #Laughs How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

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: #Laughs Why was the lightning grilled on the stove? -To make heat lightning

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: #Laughs What did the pig call a manuscript? A shoat story.

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: #Laughs |What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the neck up!

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: #Laughs What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ? A road hog !

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: #Laughs |What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!

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: #Laughs Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ? Pupil: All of them !

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: #Laughs How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!

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: #Laughs I've just come back from the beauty parlour.

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: #Laughs whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and get davidBeckham to take a penalty!

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: #Laughs The Joys of Horse-riding by Jim Kama

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: #Laughs You're momma so fat, she be sellin' shade!You're momma so ugly, she walked down the street and got arrested for indecent exposure!You're momma so old, her s*#t has wrinkles!You're momma so stupid, she gave birth to you and asked the doctor if you

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: #Laughs Why is food better than men?Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

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: #Laughs Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni

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: #Laughs Q: how many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!!!!!

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: #Laughs Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you've been telling people that I'm ugly!" "Oh NO! I've just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive." "I also heard thatyou've been calling me fat?!

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family tree, and a Gynecologist looks up your family bush.

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: #Laughs Fred goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated." Doc says, "Look, I don't know what kind of cult you're into orwhat your motives are, but I'm not going to do that sort of operation." Fred: "Doc, I just want to be cast

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: #Laughs Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays? They can wear casual clothes to work

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: #Laughs A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an M L." The bartender says, "What's an M L?" The brunette says, "A Miller Light." Another brunette walks in and says, "Gimme a B L" The bartender says, "What's a B L?" She

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: #Laughs How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

: #Laughs Why was the lightning grilled on the stove? -To make heat lightning

: #Laughs What did the pig call a manuscript? A shoat story.

: #Laughs |What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the neck up!

: #Laughs What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ? A road hog !

: #Laughs |What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!

: #Laughs Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ? Pupil: All of them !

: #Laughs How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!

: #Laughs I've just come back from the beauty parlour.

: #Laughs whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and get davidBeckham to take a penalty!

: #Laughs The Joys of Horse-riding by Jim Kama

: #Laughs You're momma so fat, she be sellin' shade!You're momma so ugly, she walked down the street and got arrested for indecent exposure!You're momma so old, her s*#t has wrinkles!You're momma so stupid, she gave birth to you and asked the doctor if you

: #Laughs Why is food better than men?Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

: #Laughs Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni

: #Laughs Q: how many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!!!!!

: #Laughs Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you've been telling people that I'm ugly!" "Oh NO! I've just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive." "I also heard thatyou've been calling me fat?!

: #Laughs What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family tree, and a Gynecologist looks up your family bush.

: #Laughs Fred goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated." Doc says, "Look, I don't know what kind of cult you're into orwhat your motives are, but I'm not going to do that sort of operation." Fred: "Doc, I just want to be cast

: #Laughs Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays? They can wear casual clothes to work

: #Laughs A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an M L." The bartender says, "What's an M L?" The brunette says, "A Miller Light." Another brunette walks in and says, "Gimme a B L" The bartender says, "What's a B L?" She

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