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: #Laughs Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

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: #Laughs Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me.

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: #Laughs |Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate.

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: #Laughs It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the backof his leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way."And just where have you been until this hour?" demanded

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: #Laughs The Americans and Japanese decided to engage in a boat race.

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: #Laughs |"You Know It's Your Last Day At Work When......"You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, "What's this?", you realize you just dropped the company's deposit in a mailbox.A woman comes into the store, you turn to the other salesman an

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: #Laughs From one of Tom Clancy's books:Commanding officer: "Alright! How about an attitude check???" Crew (In Unison): "I HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE!" CO: "Now, let's be more positive..." Crew: "I POSITIVELY HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE!" CO: "OK, How about a ne

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: #Laughs Have you seen www.dustbin.com? Yes, but it's a load of rubbish.

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: #Laughs |A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bush's jumped the Game Warden !!Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods, and hot on his heels came the

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: #Laughs |Things to do at a Bowling Alley Everytime you throw exclaim "TAKE THAT, YOU!!!" continue this behavior until forcefully thrown out.

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: #Laughs There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem with passing gas.

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: #Laughs What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.

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: #Laughs Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gathered around him.

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: #Laughs |"Young man," said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant.

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: #Laughs This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His wife said, "Where are you going ?"He said, "I'm going to the doctor."And she said, "Why? Are you sick?""No," he said.

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: #Laughs There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the bar.

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: #Laughs Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name: Fiance 1.0).

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: #Laughs If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? - The dog.

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: #Laughs What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you.

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: #Laughs Is there a God?A billion Hindus can't be wrong.

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: #Laughs Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

: #Laughs Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me.

: #Laughs |Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate.

: #Laughs It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the backof his leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way."And just where have you been until this hour?" demanded

: #Laughs The Americans and Japanese decided to engage in a boat race.

: #Laughs |"You Know It's Your Last Day At Work When......"You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, "What's this?", you realize you just dropped the company's deposit in a mailbox.A woman comes into the store, you turn to the other salesman an

: #Laughs From one of Tom Clancy's books:Commanding officer: "Alright! How about an attitude check???" Crew (In Unison): "I HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE!" CO: "Now, let's be more positive..." Crew: "I POSITIVELY HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE!" CO: "OK, How about a ne

: #Laughs Have you seen www.dustbin.com? Yes, but it's a load of rubbish.

: #Laughs |A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bush's jumped the Game Warden !!Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods, and hot on his heels came the

: #Laughs |Things to do at a Bowling Alley Everytime you throw exclaim "TAKE THAT, YOU!!!" continue this behavior until forcefully thrown out.

: #Laughs There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem with passing gas.

: #Laughs What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.

: #Laughs Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gathered around him.

: #Laughs |"Young man," said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant.

: #Laughs This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His wife said, "Where are you going ?"He said, "I'm going to the doctor."And she said, "Why? Are you sick?""No," he said.

: #Laughs There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the bar.

: #Laughs Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name: Fiance 1.0).

: #Laughs If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? - The dog.

: #Laughs What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you.

: #Laughs Is there a God?A billion Hindus can't be wrong.

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