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: #Laughs Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat? To keep her head warm.

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: #Laughs Q: What's a cat's second favorite food? - A: Spa-catti!

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: #Laughs Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

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: #Laughs |A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was.

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: #Laughs How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb? Four.

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: #Laughs How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters a duck.How can you tell if a Pole is present? He bets money on the duck.How can you tell if an Italian is present?The duck wins.

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: #Laughs In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Italian, The bankers are Swiss.

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: #Laughs |What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!

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: #Laughs Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania? Very rare-ly.

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: #Laughs The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of real property (hereinafter "the House") ageneral lack of stirring by all creatures therein, including, b

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: #Laughs What's the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart!

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: #Laughs Well the King's daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn't want his princess to be an old maid.The princess wasn't the most beautiful of women, andwasn't having any luck finding a suitable husband.

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: #Laughs Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's .00.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party.A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around !doc

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: #Laughs What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out once a week!

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: #Laughs The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad attitude.

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: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a beer? - None.

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: #Laughs A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead. The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist. She asks why he keeps calling.

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: #Laughs What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster? Sir.

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: #Laughs Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat? To keep her head warm.

: #Laughs Q: What's a cat's second favorite food? - A: Spa-catti!

: #Laughs Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

: #Laughs |A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was.

: #Laughs How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb? Four.

: #Laughs How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters a duck.How can you tell if a Pole is present? He bets money on the duck.How can you tell if an Italian is present?The duck wins.

: #Laughs In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Italian, The bankers are Swiss.

: #Laughs |What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!

: #Laughs Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania? Very rare-ly.

: #Laughs The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of real property (hereinafter "the House") ageneral lack of stirring by all creatures therein, including, b

: #Laughs What's the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart!

: #Laughs Well the King's daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn't want his princess to be an old maid.The princess wasn't the most beautiful of women, andwasn't having any luck finding a suitable husband.

: #Laughs Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's .00.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party.A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around !doc

: #Laughs What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out once a week!

: #Laughs The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad attitude.

: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a beer? - None.

: #Laughs A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead. The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist. She asks why he keeps calling.

: #Laughs What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster? Sir.

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