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: #Laughs What's the most popular wine at Christmas? "I don't like sprouts!"

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: #Laughs Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard, 2) Jesus was a Lousy Carpenter.

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: #Laughs I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,"Why is it everytime I go out with you, I end upspending hundreds of dollars?""Because I'm a prostitute."

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: #Laughs A man dies and goes to heaven.

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: #Laughs NEWS ITEM.

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: #Laughs What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton's desk.

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: #Laughs Another yamamma...Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked her to step out of the waySent by tuna fish

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: #Laughs This joke sucks....One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps hiswife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.

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: #Laughs |TWELVE THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1.

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: #Laughs The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to help.

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: #Laughs Democrats V.

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: #Laughs There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50 and hewas taking it for a cruise.

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: #Laughs 3 nurses go into the morgue, and there's a dead man's body lying there, with an erection.The first nurse sees it, and says "I'm gagging for it", gets atop the man and has her way with it.The second nurse says "Aye, so am I, shame to let it go to w

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: #Laughs Why Steve, you're so depressed today, what's the matter?Ah, well, I have had a quarrel with my mother-in-law.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ? Canon open the door then ?

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: #Laughs How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? None.

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: #Laughs An ant and an elephant share a night of romance.

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: #Laughs How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!

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: #Laughs An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart.

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: #Laughs Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues? His balk was worse than his bite!

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: #Laughs What's the most popular wine at Christmas? "I don't like sprouts!"

: #Laughs Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard, 2) Jesus was a Lousy Carpenter.

: #Laughs I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,"Why is it everytime I go out with you, I end upspending hundreds of dollars?""Because I'm a prostitute."

: #Laughs A man dies and goes to heaven.

: #Laughs NEWS ITEM.

: #Laughs What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton's desk.

: #Laughs Another yamamma...Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked her to step out of the waySent by tuna fish

: #Laughs This joke sucks....One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps hiswife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.

: #Laughs |TWELVE THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1.

: #Laughs The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to help.

: #Laughs Democrats V.

: #Laughs There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50 and hewas taking it for a cruise.

: #Laughs 3 nurses go into the morgue, and there's a dead man's body lying there, with an erection.The first nurse sees it, and says "I'm gagging for it", gets atop the man and has her way with it.The second nurse says "Aye, so am I, shame to let it go to w

: #Laughs Why Steve, you're so depressed today, what's the matter?Ah, well, I have had a quarrel with my mother-in-law.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ? Canon open the door then ?

: #Laughs How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? None.

: #Laughs An ant and an elephant share a night of romance.

: #Laughs How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!

: #Laughs An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart.

: #Laughs Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues? His balk was worse than his bite!

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