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: #Laughs What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!

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: #Laughs What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!

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: #Laughs A couple of hunters from Prague are out hunting, and an emormous bear runs up and in a single gulp devours one of the hunters.

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: #Laughs The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I love liver and chees

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: #Laughs I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring on the wrong finger.When I pointed this out to her, she said, "I know, I married the wrong man."

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: #Laughs An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, "How do you feel?" "How would you feel," the astronout replied, "if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?"

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: #Laughs How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None.

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: #Laughs What's a fresh vegetable? One that insults a farmer.

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: #Laughs Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990's?Answer: Microsoft Works!

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: #Laughs If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become disoriented?

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married a 20 year old girl.

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: #Laughs |Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Exactly five hundred.1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed.7 to share similar experiences of changing light b

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: #Laughs A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the kind of story that warms the cockles of anybody's heart.

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: #Laughs |A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp, and the other half playing it out of tune.Q: Why are harps like elderly parents?A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.

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: #Laughs Well, if there's any truth to this study at all, then I should live to be 180 minimum! :)From the New England Journal of Medicine:Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life, m

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: #Laughs How many judges does it take to change a light bulb? Just one; he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one, but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

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: #Laughs Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage.

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: #Laughs What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!

: #Laughs What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.

: #Laughs Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!

: #Laughs A couple of hunters from Prague are out hunting, and an emormous bear runs up and in a single gulp devours one of the hunters.

: #Laughs The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I love liver and chees

: #Laughs I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring on the wrong finger.When I pointed this out to her, she said, "I know, I married the wrong man."

: #Laughs An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, "How do you feel?" "How would you feel," the astronout replied, "if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?"

: #Laughs How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None.

: #Laughs What's a fresh vegetable? One that insults a farmer.

: #Laughs Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990's?Answer: Microsoft Works!

: #Laughs If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become disoriented?

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married a 20 year old girl.

: #Laughs |Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Exactly five hundred.1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed.7 to share similar experiences of changing light b

: #Laughs A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the kind of story that warms the cockles of anybody's heart.

: #Laughs |A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp, and the other half playing it out of tune.Q: Why are harps like elderly parents?A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.

: #Laughs Well, if there's any truth to this study at all, then I should live to be 180 minimum! :)From the New England Journal of Medicine:Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life, m

: #Laughs How many judges does it take to change a light bulb? Just one; he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one, but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

: #Laughs Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage.

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