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: #Laughs A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.

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: #Laughs Cover Charge: .00Round of Drinks: .00Table Dance: .00Another Round of Drinks: .00Couch Dance and Tips: .00A Round of Shots: .00Another Round of Drinks: .00Lap Dance and Hand Job: 0.00Private Dance and Hotel Room: 0.00Sen

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: #Laughs What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves.

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: #Laughs Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn't face defeet!!

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: #Laughs "The trouble is," said the entertainer to the psychiatrist, "that I can't sing, I can't dance, I can't tell jokes, I can't act, I can't play an instrument or juggle or do magic tricks or do anything!" "Then why don't you give up sh

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: #Laughs The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer more for their sportsmen so they crossed a Coho with a Walleye and called it a Kowal.It grew to a nice size and reproduced well but it wouldn't bite.

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: #Laughs |The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli jet fighters.In the end, the Syrians lost over 80 planes and had a number of SAM batteries knocked out, while the Israelis lost no planes.Sometime later, t

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: #Laughs A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway.

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: #Laughs A minister was asked by a politician,"Name something the government can do to help the church."The minister replied, "Quit making one dollar bills."

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: #Laughs What did the parrot say on Independence Day? Polly wants a firecracker!

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: #Laughs What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have wet noses!

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: #Laughs Do vampires get AIDS?

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: #Laughs |Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out of different companies: As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Armageddon ! Armageddon who ? Armageddon getting out of here !

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: #Laughs What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader? They gave him his money back.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.

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: #Laughs Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back! Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist? If you say to a psychiatrist "I hate my mother," he will ask "Why do you say that?" while a psychologist will say "Thank you for sharing that with us."

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: #Laughs This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays.After looking over the menu he says, "I'll just have the eggs benedict." His order comes a while later and it's served on a huge fancy chrome plate.H

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: #Laughs A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.

: #Laughs Cover Charge: .00Round of Drinks: .00Table Dance: .00Another Round of Drinks: .00Couch Dance and Tips: .00A Round of Shots: .00Another Round of Drinks: .00Lap Dance and Hand Job: 0.00Private Dance and Hotel Room: 0.00Sen

: #Laughs What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves.

: #Laughs Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn't face defeet!!

: #Laughs "The trouble is," said the entertainer to the psychiatrist, "that I can't sing, I can't dance, I can't tell jokes, I can't act, I can't play an instrument or juggle or do magic tricks or do anything!" "Then why don't you give up sh

: #Laughs The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer more for their sportsmen so they crossed a Coho with a Walleye and called it a Kowal.It grew to a nice size and reproduced well but it wouldn't bite.

: #Laughs |The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli jet fighters.In the end, the Syrians lost over 80 planes and had a number of SAM batteries knocked out, while the Israelis lost no planes.Sometime later, t

: #Laughs A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway.

: #Laughs 10.

: #Laughs A minister was asked by a politician,"Name something the government can do to help the church."The minister replied, "Quit making one dollar bills."

: #Laughs What did the parrot say on Independence Day? Polly wants a firecracker!

: #Laughs What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have wet noses!

: #Laughs Do vampires get AIDS?

: #Laughs |Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out of different companies: As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Armageddon ! Armageddon who ? Armageddon getting out of here !

: #Laughs What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader? They gave him his money back.

: #Laughs Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.

: #Laughs Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back! Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist? If you say to a psychiatrist "I hate my mother," he will ask "Why do you say that?" while a psychologist will say "Thank you for sharing that with us."

: #Laughs This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays.After looking over the menu he says, "I'll just have the eggs benedict." His order comes a while later and it's served on a huge fancy chrome plate.H

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