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: #Laughs You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.

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: #Laughs Mayne and Willard, two idiots, were in a rowboat on a lake fishing.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between an elephant and a flea? An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

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: #Laughs What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Antteneye !

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: #Laughs A group of Texas A&M Aggies and a group of Harvard students had been deadlocked in a spelling bee for an entire week.

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: #Laughs They're not going to grow bananas any longer.

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: #Laughs Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex.

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: #Laughs YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET

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: #Laughs A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available.

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: #Laughs |What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?Sorry, it was a freak hic! Why are football grounds odd?Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits! What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?A

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: #Laughs How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ? See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth !

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: #Laughs The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name four qualities of mohter's milk.Little Johnny pipes up and says, "I know teacher!"Number One: It's fresh.Number Two: It's nutritious.Number Three: I't served at just the r

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: #Laughs If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman.

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: #Laughs Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to.

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: #Laughs What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball? 'Steak Me Out to the Ballgame'!

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: #Laughs Have you seen the new fishing website? No, it's not online yet.

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: #Laughs |This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over."You got any I.D.?" the patrolman asked.""'Bout what?" the hillbilly replied.

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: #Laughs "Winnie The ????" It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd grade class.

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: #Laughs What do young ghosts call their parents? Deady and Mummy.

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: #Laughs What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen? Eat out.

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: #Laughs You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.

: #Laughs Mayne and Willard, two idiots, were in a rowboat on a lake fishing.

: #Laughs What is the difference between an elephant and a flea? An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

: #Laughs What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Antteneye !

: #Laughs A group of Texas A&M Aggies and a group of Harvard students had been deadlocked in a spelling bee for an entire week.

: #Laughs They're not going to grow bananas any longer.

: #Laughs Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex.

: #Laughs YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET

: #Laughs A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available.

: #Laughs |What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?Sorry, it was a freak hic! Why are football grounds odd?Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits! What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?A

: #Laughs How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ? See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth !

: #Laughs The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name four qualities of mohter's milk.Little Johnny pipes up and says, "I know teacher!"Number One: It's fresh.Number Two: It's nutritious.Number Three: I't served at just the r

: #Laughs If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman.

: #Laughs Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to.

: #Laughs What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball? 'Steak Me Out to the Ballgame'!

: #Laughs Have you seen the new fishing website? No, it's not online yet.

: #Laughs |This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over."You got any I.D.?" the patrolman asked.""'Bout what?" the hillbilly replied.

: #Laughs "Winnie The ????" It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd grade class.

: #Laughs What do young ghosts call their parents? Deady and Mummy.

: #Laughs What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen? Eat out.

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