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: #Laughs A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'dtake it and throw it into the river."With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and

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: #Laughs There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their high school graduation.

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: #Laughs What is a duck's favorite TV show ? The feather forecast !

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: #Laughs HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIEDOld aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't blonde's like audio-books? A: There aren't any pictures.

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: #Laughs Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear ? Jane: Yes, and we're going again tomorrow. Mother: Really ? Why's that ? Jane: To try and find the kids we left behind.

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: #Laughs Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps AROUND the house.

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: #Laughs An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden he gets cut off.

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: #Laughs |As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked the stewardess: "What's that stuff on those hills?""Just snow," replied the stewardess.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? A: It only takes one nail to hang the picture.

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: #Laughs A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on the beach.The marriage counselor told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."

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: #Laughs The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that her retired husband was chasing around after young prostitutes.The woman smiled, "So what?"The neighbor was surprised, "It doesn't bother you that he's running around with t

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: #Laughs Neighbor 1: "Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to be moving."New Neighbor: "Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely friendly."Neighbor 1: "So, what is it you do for a living?"New Neighbor: "I am a professor at the Univ

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: #Laughs What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin'off.

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: #Laughs A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?" "Sure," he replies.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke on Wednesday!!

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: #Laughs Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome.

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: #Laughs Two deaf people get married.

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for my baldness? How about a few pounds of pig manure? Will that cure my baldness? No, but with that on your head no one will come near enough to notice you're bald.

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: #Laughs A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'dtake it and throw it into the river."With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and

: #Laughs There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their high school graduation.

: #Laughs What is a duck's favorite TV show ? The feather forecast !

: #Laughs HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIEDOld aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

: #Laughs Q: Why don't blonde's like audio-books? A: There aren't any pictures.

: #Laughs Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear ? Jane: Yes, and we're going again tomorrow. Mother: Really ? Why's that ? Jane: To try and find the kids we left behind.

: #Laughs Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps AROUND the house.

: #Laughs An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden he gets cut off.

: #Laughs |As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked the stewardess: "What's that stuff on those hills?""Just snow," replied the stewardess.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? A: It only takes one nail to hang the picture.

: #Laughs A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on the beach.The marriage counselor told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."

: #Laughs The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that her retired husband was chasing around after young prostitutes.The woman smiled, "So what?"The neighbor was surprised, "It doesn't bother you that he's running around with t

: #Laughs Neighbor 1: "Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to be moving."New Neighbor: "Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely friendly."Neighbor 1: "So, what is it you do for a living?"New Neighbor: "I am a professor at the Univ

: #Laughs What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin'off.

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: #Laughs A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?" "Sure," he replies.

: #Laughs Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke on Wednesday!!

: #Laughs Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome.

: #Laughs Two deaf people get married.

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for my baldness? How about a few pounds of pig manure? Will that cure my baldness? No, but with that on your head no one will come near enough to notice you're bald.

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