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: #Laughs A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she looked in the window there was a gorgeous parrot for sale with a sign that said ".00".She had always wanted a parrot, but had found them to be too expensive, so she rushed in and

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: #Laughs How did the blonde try to kill the bird...she threw it off of a cliff.How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves...she fell out of the tree.How did the blonde die, drinking milk...the cow stepped on her.How did the blonde burn her nose...bobbi

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: #Laughs After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means of communication.

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: #Laughs Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."

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: #Laughs When Abraham Liebowitz gets to school he discovers that he is the only Jewish kid in the class.

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: #Laughs A city child came running into the farmhouse.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you !

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: #Laughs How many weeks are there in a light year?

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: #Laughs Men vs.

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: #Laughs |Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will help you hear better?A herring aid!What do fish sing to each other?Salmon-chanted evening!How does an octopus go to war?Well-armed!Where do you find a down-and-out oct

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the dancer's birthday? It was a tappy one!

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: #Laughs How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!

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: #Laughs The Steel Band by Lydia Dustbin

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: #Laughs I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, you'll get a satanic message.

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: #Laughs Who is in cowboy films and is always broke? Skint Eastwood.

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: #Laughs Harry was telling his friend about his holiday in Switzerland.

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: #Laughs What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ? Tweetie Pie !

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: #Laughs Patient: My hair keeps falling out.

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: #Laughs Diet for Stress How's your stress level? This should help.

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: #Laughs What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

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: #Laughs A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she looked in the window there was a gorgeous parrot for sale with a sign that said ".00".She had always wanted a parrot, but had found them to be too expensive, so she rushed in and

: #Laughs How did the blonde try to kill the bird...she threw it off of a cliff.How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves...she fell out of the tree.How did the blonde die, drinking milk...the cow stepped on her.How did the blonde burn her nose...bobbi

: #Laughs After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means of communication.

: #Laughs Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."

: #Laughs When Abraham Liebowitz gets to school he discovers that he is the only Jewish kid in the class.

: #Laughs A city child came running into the farmhouse.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you !

: #Laughs How many weeks are there in a light year?

: #Laughs Men vs.

: #Laughs |Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will help you hear better?A herring aid!What do fish sing to each other?Salmon-chanted evening!How does an octopus go to war?Well-armed!Where do you find a down-and-out oct

: #Laughs Did you hear about the dancer's birthday? It was a tappy one!

: #Laughs How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!

: #Laughs The Steel Band by Lydia Dustbin

: #Laughs I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, you'll get a satanic message.

: #Laughs Who is in cowboy films and is always broke? Skint Eastwood.

: #Laughs Harry was telling his friend about his holiday in Switzerland.

: #Laughs What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ? Tweetie Pie !

: #Laughs Patient: My hair keeps falling out.

: #Laughs Diet for Stress How's your stress level? This should help.

: #Laughs What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

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