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: #Laughs What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on? It made him shy!

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: #Laughs What's the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it.b) The sports model has pullback ears and her teeth fold in.c) The economy model fucks all night and

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: #Laughs Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there?Why do your feet smell and your nose runs?Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic...shouldn't they already kn

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off? It was a vicious cycle.

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: #Laughs |Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Men are like government bonds.

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: #Laughs Finally, something other than smiley faces....Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts()()Big nipple breasts(@)(@)A cupso oD cups{ O }{ O }Wonder bra breasts(oYo)Cold breasts( ^ )( ^ )Lopsided breasts(o)(O)Pierced Breast

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: #Laughs A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it up, and the neutron asks, "Hey - how much?"Bartender replies, "For you - no charge!"

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: #Laughs A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his head.He sits down and the doctor says, "What's the problem?"The frog says, "Doctor, is there any way you can get this wart off my ass?"

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: #Laughs yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, "i got sunshine on a cloudy day".....

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: #Laughs |A Russian couple was walking down the street in St.

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: #Laughs Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there.

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: #Laughs A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking.

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: #Laughs What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog ? Chump chops !

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: #Laughs "Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a minute ago, and he splashed some on his right leg and then he threw away his right crutch! Then he splashed some more on the other leg and threw away his left crutch!" "

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: #Laughs What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!

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: #Laughs Why can't you keep secrets in a bank? Because of all the tellers.

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: #Laughs How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? They both have rings!

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: #Laughs A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding.

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: #Laughs What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on? It made him shy!

: #Laughs What's the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it.b) The sports model has pullback ears and her teeth fold in.c) The economy model fucks all night and

: #Laughs Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there?Why do your feet smell and your nose runs?Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic...shouldn't they already kn

: #Laughs Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off? It was a vicious cycle.

: #Laughs |Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Men are like government bonds.

: #Laughs Finally, something other than smiley faces....Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts()()Big nipple breasts(@)(@)A cupso oD cups{ O }{ O }Wonder bra breasts(oYo)Cold breasts( ^ )( ^ )Lopsided breasts(o)(O)Pierced Breast

: #Laughs A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it up, and the neutron asks, "Hey - how much?"Bartender replies, "For you - no charge!"

: #Laughs A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his head.He sits down and the doctor says, "What's the problem?"The frog says, "Doctor, is there any way you can get this wart off my ass?"

: #Laughs yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, "i got sunshine on a cloudy day".....

: #Laughs |A Russian couple was walking down the street in St.

: #Laughs Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there.

: #Laughs A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking.

: #Laughs What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog ? Chump chops !

: #Laughs "Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a minute ago, and he splashed some on his right leg and then he threw away his right crutch! Then he splashed some more on the other leg and threw away his left crutch!" "

: #Laughs What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!

: #Laughs Why can't you keep secrets in a bank? Because of all the tellers.

: #Laughs How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? They both have rings!

: #Laughs A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding.

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