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: #Laughs The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she asked them what they wanted to bewhen they grew up.A twelve-year-old said, "I want to be a prostitute."The Mother Superior fainted dead away on the spot.

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: #Laughs What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments? Labs!

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: #Laughs Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in aluminum foil, what's wrong with me? Doctor: You have far too much free time!

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: #Laughs This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for 0.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banjo Barbie ...complete with straw hat and Earl Scruggs cassette

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign? Motorist: I was only following orders.

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: #Laughs |A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."

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: #Laughs What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers ? Cinderelephant !

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: #Laughs ?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet?WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file ?WinErr: 004 Erronious error - Nothing is wrong?WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused?Wi

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: #Laughs President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season.

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: #Laughs Another friend of mine is a very successful businessman.

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: #Laughs Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg? Because they're both cracked!

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: #Laughs Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life.

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: #Laughs This man is at work one day when he notices that his male co- worker is wearing an earring.This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense.""Yo, Bob, I didn't know you wer

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: #Laughs Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas and were wandering around the casinos.

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: #Laughs What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman? Lots.

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: #Laughs Visitor: You're very quiet, Jennifer. Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.

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: #Laughs These are NOT made up.

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: #Laughs When is a pig an ecologist? When he recycles garbage into ham.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the ghost comedian? He was booed off stage.

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: #Laughs The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she asked them what they wanted to bewhen they grew up.A twelve-year-old said, "I want to be a prostitute."The Mother Superior fainted dead away on the spot.

: #Laughs What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments? Labs!

: #Laughs Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in aluminum foil, what's wrong with me? Doctor: You have far too much free time!

: #Laughs This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for 0.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banjo Barbie ...complete with straw hat and Earl Scruggs cassette

: #Laughs Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign? Motorist: I was only following orders.

: #Laughs |A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."

: #Laughs What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers ? Cinderelephant !

: #Laughs ?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet?WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file ?WinErr: 004 Erronious error - Nothing is wrong?WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused?Wi

: #Laughs President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season.

: #Laughs Another friend of mine is a very successful businessman.

: #Laughs Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg? Because they're both cracked!

: #Laughs Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life.

: #Laughs This man is at work one day when he notices that his male co- worker is wearing an earring.This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense.""Yo, Bob, I didn't know you wer

: #Laughs Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas and were wandering around the casinos.

: #Laughs What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman? Lots.

: #Laughs Visitor: You're very quiet, Jennifer. Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.

: #Laughs These are NOT made up.

: #Laughs When is a pig an ecologist? When he recycles garbage into ham.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the ghost comedian? He was booed off stage.

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