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: #Laughs Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost? It had a nervous breakdown.

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: #Laughs A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.

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: #Laughs 10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable.

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: #Laughs Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !

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: #Laughs What are Brazilian fans called? Brazil nuts!

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: #Laughs There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is not believed to be a coincidence.

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: #Laughs A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'dtake it and throw it into the river."With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and

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: #Laughs It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo.

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: #Laughs After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow up.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.

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: #Laughs Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

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: #Laughs |A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?Dentist: Wear a brown tie!

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: #Laughs A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station.

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: #Laughs Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night.

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: #Laughs What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite !

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: #Laughs At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that he, too, is an excellent golfer.Tiger is a bit skeptical that the blind musician can play golf well, but he's too polite to say anything."When I tee off, " the sing

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: #Laughs Can you show me how to use the Internet? I'd better - otherwise you'll just go round and round in circles.

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: #Laughs A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

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: #Laughs Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost? It had a nervous breakdown.

: #Laughs A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.

: #Laughs 10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable.

: #Laughs Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !

: #Laughs What are Brazilian fans called? Brazil nuts!

: #Laughs There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is not believed to be a coincidence.

: #Laughs A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'dtake it and throw it into the river."With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and

: #Laughs It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo.

: #Laughs After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow up.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.

: #Laughs Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

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: #Laughs |A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?Dentist: Wear a brown tie!

: #Laughs A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station.

: #Laughs Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night.

: #Laughs What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite !

: #Laughs At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that he, too, is an excellent golfer.Tiger is a bit skeptical that the blind musician can play golf well, but he's too polite to say anything."When I tee off, " the sing

: #Laughs Can you show me how to use the Internet? I'd better - otherwise you'll just go round and round in circles.

: #Laughs A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

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