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: #Laughs What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!

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: #Laughs Why can't girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!

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: #Laughs What do you call an elephant in a phone box? Stuck.

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: #Laughs Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then. Pupil: My dad won't like that. Teacher: Why is that? Pupil: He doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of my name!

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: #Laughs On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big party and treat Linda-Sue to a memorable evening at home.Quietly filling the bathtub with champagne, he called her into the bathroom and they spent a sensual

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: #Laughs A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law.

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

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: #Laughs |Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table.

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: #Laughs Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie's lamp.

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

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: #Laughs The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chastise him. "How could you possibly advise the client in the way you did? That was completely unethical.

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: #Laughs "A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate. The barman says "That'll be 80p [ATP]!"

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: #Laughs Some good put-downs...ya' never know when you'll need one!I refuse to enter a battle of the wits with you --it's against my morals to attack an unarmed person.Are your parents cousins?Your teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.Nice

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: #Laughs What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight? A vark!

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: #Laughs Here's a sad one...Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A: A dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole.

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: #Laughs What did the monster say to his psychiatrist? 'I feel abominable.'

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: #Laughs Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't come in and closed you up? Waiter: They're afraid to eat here.

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: #Laughs Who is the most powerful ghoul? Judge Dread.

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: #Laughs What did the banana say to the vibrator? "I don't know why you're shaking...she's gonna EAT me!"

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: #Laughs What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!

: #Laughs Why can't girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!

: #Laughs What do you call an elephant in a phone box? Stuck.

: #Laughs Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then. Pupil: My dad won't like that. Teacher: Why is that? Pupil: He doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of my name!

: #Laughs On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big party and treat Linda-Sue to a memorable evening at home.Quietly filling the bathtub with champagne, he called her into the bathroom and they spent a sensual

: #Laughs A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law.

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

: #Laughs |Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table.

: #Laughs Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie's lamp.

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

: #Laughs The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chastise him. "How could you possibly advise the client in the way you did? That was completely unethical.

: #Laughs "A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate. The barman says "That'll be 80p [ATP]!"

: #Laughs Some good put-downs...ya' never know when you'll need one!I refuse to enter a battle of the wits with you --it's against my morals to attack an unarmed person.Are your parents cousins?Your teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.Nice

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: #Laughs What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight? A vark!

: #Laughs Here's a sad one...Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A: A dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole.

: #Laughs What did the monster say to his psychiatrist? 'I feel abominable.'

: #Laughs Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't come in and closed you up? Waiter: They're afraid to eat here.

: #Laughs Who is the most powerful ghoul? Judge Dread.

: #Laughs What did the banana say to the vibrator? "I don't know why you're shaking...she's gonna EAT me!"

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