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: #Laughs What do you call two rows of cabbages ? A dual cabbageway !

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: #Laughs This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any from her husband.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone.Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.Q:

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: #Laughs A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law.

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: #Laughs Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster go get them an ice cream cone.Having purchased two cones, Mr Lobster made his way back to the beach, deciding on the way to eat his ice cream.

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: #Laughs Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out

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: #Laughs A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed.

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: #Laughs President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon.

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: #Laughs One blonde to another...Have you ever read Shakespeare?No.

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: #Laughs What do you give a sick horse? Cough stirrup.

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: #Laughs A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades -- he had sucessfully cloned a human being.He kept meticulous records, raising the clone-child in his laboratory until it was an adult.

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: #Laughs Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to get a-head!

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: #Laughs Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to sign up for a policy.

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: #Laughs The big bang by Dina Mite

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: #Laughs A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary.

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: #Laughs Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a journalist are covering a political convention in Miami.

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: #Laughs You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time? Well they both went up to heaven.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Sit in the back and don't play.

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: #Laughs Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs.

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: #Laughs Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset."You're running around with other women," she charged."You're being unreasonable," Adam responded."You're the only woman on e

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: #Laughs What do you call two rows of cabbages ? A dual cabbageway !

: #Laughs This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any from her husband.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone.Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.Q:

: #Laughs A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law.

: #Laughs Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster go get them an ice cream cone.Having purchased two cones, Mr Lobster made his way back to the beach, deciding on the way to eat his ice cream.

: #Laughs Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out

: #Laughs A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed.

: #Laughs President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon.

: #Laughs One blonde to another...Have you ever read Shakespeare?No.

: #Laughs What do you give a sick horse? Cough stirrup.

: #Laughs A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades -- he had sucessfully cloned a human being.He kept meticulous records, raising the clone-child in his laboratory until it was an adult.

: #Laughs Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to get a-head!

: #Laughs Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to sign up for a policy.

: #Laughs The big bang by Dina Mite

: #Laughs A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary.

: #Laughs Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a journalist are covering a political convention in Miami.

: #Laughs You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time? Well they both went up to heaven.

: #Laughs Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Sit in the back and don't play.

: #Laughs Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs.

: #Laughs Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset."You're running around with other women," she charged."You're being unreasonable," Adam responded."You're the only woman on e

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