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: #Laughs Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Austen ! Austen who ? Austen-tentatiously well off !

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: #Laughs Why is 4,840 square yards like a bad tooth ? Because it is an acre.

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: #Laughs It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.

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: #Laughs A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2 2?" The housewife replies: "Four!".The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or4.

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: #Laughs "For Heaven's sake, Chris, why can't you talk to me once in a while?" Julie whined.

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: #Laughs Income tax examiner: What's your husband's average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.

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: #Laughs 10 Words That Don't Exist, But Should:1.

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: #Laughs Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a 31 day March!

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: #Laughs Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's rest room? A: Say, "Nice dick."Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection? A: An itchy, twitchy t

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1.

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: #Laughs Hey buddy.

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: #Laughs OJ Simpson's website address:www dot 'o' dot 'j' dot com backslash backslash backslash escape.

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: #Laughs Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is the prostitute?It's the one with the little sticker that says IDAHO.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner. "What are my choices?" he asked. "Yes or No," she replied.

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: #Laughs How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

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: #Laughs Below are fine examples of what happens when marketing translations fail to reach a foreign country in an understandable way.

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: #Laughs About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter to Santa.

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: #Laughs Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Austen ! Austen who ? Austen-tentatiously well off !

: #Laughs Why is 4,840 square yards like a bad tooth ? Because it is an acre.

: #Laughs It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.

: #Laughs A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2 2?" The housewife replies: "Four!".The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or4.

: #Laughs "For Heaven's sake, Chris, why can't you talk to me once in a while?" Julie whined.

: #Laughs Income tax examiner: What's your husband's average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.

: #Laughs 10 Words That Don't Exist, But Should:1.

: #Laughs Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a 31 day March!

: #Laughs Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's rest room? A: Say, "Nice dick."Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection? A: An itchy, twitchy t

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1.

: #Laughs Hey buddy.

: #Laughs OJ Simpson's website address:www dot 'o' dot 'j' dot com backslash backslash backslash escape.

: #Laughs Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is the prostitute?It's the one with the little sticker that says IDAHO.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner. "What are my choices?" he asked. "Yes or No," she replied.

: #Laughs How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

: #Laughs Below are fine examples of what happens when marketing translations fail to reach a foreign country in an understandable way.

: #Laughs About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter to Santa.

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