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: #Laughs Q: What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the Pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? A: surname

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: #Laughs Ariel was in trouble again.

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: #Laughs To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in timecards that specify large amounts of "Miscellaneous Unproductive Time" (Code 5309).

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: #Laughs What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on? A bare hare.

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: #Laughs |A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law.

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: #Laughs New scientific theoriesHONORABLE MENTION: The quantity of consonants in the Englishlanguage is absolutely constant.

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: #Laughs I had skylights installed at my place the other day...the peoplethat live upstairs are really mad!

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between an onion and an accordion? A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

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: #Laughs |There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!"Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after m

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: #Laughs A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood.

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: #Laughs Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.

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: #Laughs A little girl asks her father, "where do little girls come from?" The father says, "they come from a hard-on." The little girl then asks her father, "where does a hard-on come from?" The father says, "little girls!"

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: #Laughs A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him.

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: #Laughs The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend.

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: #Laughs At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into the basketball team by suspending any basketball player who wasn't maintaining a passing average.

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: #Laughs Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their girl friends.

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: #Laughs What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come !

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: #Laughs Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

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: #Laughs A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another woman.

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: #Laughs Q: What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the Pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? A: surname

: #Laughs Ariel was in trouble again.

: #Laughs To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in timecards that specify large amounts of "Miscellaneous Unproductive Time" (Code 5309).

: #Laughs What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on? A bare hare.

: #Laughs |A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law.

: #Laughs New scientific theoriesHONORABLE MENTION: The quantity of consonants in the Englishlanguage is absolutely constant.

: #Laughs I had skylights installed at my place the other day...the peoplethat live upstairs are really mad!

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between an onion and an accordion? A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

: #Laughs |There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!"Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after m

: #Laughs A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood.

: #Laughs Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.

: #Laughs A little girl asks her father, "where do little girls come from?" The father says, "they come from a hard-on." The little girl then asks her father, "where does a hard-on come from?" The father says, "little girls!"

: #Laughs A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.

: #Laughs Q: What's the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him.

: #Laughs The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend.

: #Laughs At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into the basketball team by suspending any basketball player who wasn't maintaining a passing average.

: #Laughs Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their girl friends.

: #Laughs What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come !

: #Laughs Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

: #Laughs A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another woman.

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