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: #Laughs A little boy went into a baker's' 'How much are those cakes ? he asked 'Two for 25 cents,' said the baker ' How much does one cost ?' asked the boy '13 cents,' said the baker 'Then I'll take the other one for 12 cents !' said the

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: #Laughs A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack. The younger guy says to the old man, "Watcha got in the sack?" The old man responds, "I got some monkeys in that there sack.

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: #Laughs As Bill was approaching mid-life, physically he was a mess.

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: #Laughs When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on top, but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

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: #Laughs Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray for toys that look like miceand warm cushions soft and niceFor grocery bags where I can hideJust like a tiger croucched insideI pray for gourmet kitty snacksand someone nice to scratch

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: #Laughs How does a door chime answer the phone? Bella?

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: #Laughs Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge turned to the husband and said:"I'm going to award her alimony in the amount of 0 a month." To which the woman's about-to-be ex replied: "That's mightykind of you

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: #Laughs |What's the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?

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: #Laughs The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak's "Car Train" to Florida, so they would have the mobility of being able to use their own vehicle on the honeymoon.

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: #Laughs The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

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: #Laughs |A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, "Ar

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: #Laughs What kind of apple has a short temper? A crab apple.

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: #Laughs It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by young scholars around the world...In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so He took the Sabbath off.

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: #Laughs By Bill AdlerA Teenager is...A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number..A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast..A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends i

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: #Laughs Men are like mascara.

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: #Laughs What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have? -A very dry sense of humor

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: #Laughs Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

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: #Laughs Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six.

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: #Laughs A little boy went into a baker's' 'How much are those cakes ? he asked 'Two for 25 cents,' said the baker ' How much does one cost ?' asked the boy '13 cents,' said the baker 'Then I'll take the other one for 12 cents !' said the

: #Laughs A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack. The younger guy says to the old man, "Watcha got in the sack?" The old man responds, "I got some monkeys in that there sack.

: #Laughs As Bill was approaching mid-life, physically he was a mess.

: #Laughs When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on top, but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

: #Laughs Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray for toys that look like miceand warm cushions soft and niceFor grocery bags where I can hideJust like a tiger croucched insideI pray for gourmet kitty snacksand someone nice to scratch

: #Laughs How does a door chime answer the phone? Bella?

: #Laughs Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge turned to the husband and said:"I'm going to award her alimony in the amount of 0 a month." To which the woman's about-to-be ex replied: "That's mightykind of you

: #Laughs |What's the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?

: #Laughs The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak's "Car Train" to Florida, so they would have the mobility of being able to use their own vehicle on the honeymoon.

: #Laughs The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby.

: #Laughs What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

: #Laughs |A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, "Ar

: #Laughs What kind of apple has a short temper? A crab apple.

: #Laughs It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by young scholars around the world...In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so He took the Sabbath off.

: #Laughs By Bill AdlerA Teenager is...A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number..A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast..A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends i

: #Laughs Men are like mascara.

: #Laughs What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have? -A very dry sense of humor

: #Laughs Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

: #Laughs Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six.

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