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: #Laughs What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing? The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

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: #Laughs Note: This is an extract of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.INTERVIEWER: " So, General Reinwald, what

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: #Laughs |This is Army policy all begins...

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: #Laughs When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session."I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father Never mind just so long as he's healthy!

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: #Laughs Four major executives from various countries are playing golf together.

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: #Laughs The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of "yes/no" type questions.She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, rem

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: #Laughs |A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't swim!""Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."

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: #Laughs A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she'd do.

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: #Laughs The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry...

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: #Laughs What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ? A ladder in her stocking !

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: #Laughs What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? Spook when you're spooken to.

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: #Laughs A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her husband to spice things up.She replied, "You mean imagine that it's good?!"

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: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing.

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: #Laughs Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand gernade from the plane, then jump.The Jew goes first - "This is for my country" and he throws the gernade out and jumps.

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: #Laughs The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up to her hubby and asks, "Sweetheart, how many others were there before me?"After a few minutes of silence, the wife says, "Well, I'm waiting."And the guy ta

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: #Laughs I knew this guy.

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: #Laughs Q: Where does an Irish person go on a vacation? A: A new bar

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman hollering on the back porch?A: If you let them both inside, the dog will stop barking.

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: #Laughs |A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial -- it went like this:Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender runnin

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: #Laughs What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing? The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

: #Laughs Note: This is an extract of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.INTERVIEWER: " So, General Reinwald, what

: #Laughs |This is Army policy all begins...

: #Laughs When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session."I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father Never mind just so long as he's healthy!

: #Laughs Four major executives from various countries are playing golf together.

: #Laughs The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of "yes/no" type questions.She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, rem

: #Laughs |A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't swim!""Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."

: #Laughs A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she'd do.

: #Laughs The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry...

: #Laughs What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ? A ladder in her stocking !

: #Laughs What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? Spook when you're spooken to.

: #Laughs A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her husband to spice things up.She replied, "You mean imagine that it's good?!"

: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing.

: #Laughs Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand gernade from the plane, then jump.The Jew goes first - "This is for my country" and he throws the gernade out and jumps.

: #Laughs The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up to her hubby and asks, "Sweetheart, how many others were there before me?"After a few minutes of silence, the wife says, "Well, I'm waiting."And the guy ta

: #Laughs I knew this guy.

: #Laughs Q: Where does an Irish person go on a vacation? A: A new bar

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman hollering on the back porch?A: If you let them both inside, the dog will stop barking.

: #Laughs |A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial -- it went like this:Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender runnin

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