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: #Laughs |An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard.

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: #Laughs |(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story fall, precipitated by his attempt to spit farther than his buddy.

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: #Laughs Why did the cowboy ride his horse? Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

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: #Laughs Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one!Baptists: only trouble is, they don't hold them under long enough.A man's got to do what a man's got to do.

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: #Laughs Customer: "Hi, I'm supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you.

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem.

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: #Laughs Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth.

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: #Laughs Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ? Because they're both full of stuffing !

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: #Laughs Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!

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: #Laughs New University Promos It was clear that one day the Ivy League would grow desperate.

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: #Laughs Customer: Waiter, there's a button in my salad. Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing.

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: #Laughs |A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp, and the other half playing it out of tune.Q: Why are harps like elderly parents?A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.

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: #Laughs Many years agao, a Jewish lady named Mrs.

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: #Laughs Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl.

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: #Laughs Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!

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: #Laughs What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales.

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: #Laughs A couple just got married, and when the husband went back to his house he found that his bride had disappeared.

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: #Laughs Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

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: #Laughs |Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members of his mob, Benny the Rod.

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: #Laughs How do you define an aardvark? Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!

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: #Laughs |An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard.

: #Laughs |(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story fall, precipitated by his attempt to spit farther than his buddy.

: #Laughs Why did the cowboy ride his horse? Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

: #Laughs Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one!Baptists: only trouble is, they don't hold them under long enough.A man's got to do what a man's got to do.

: #Laughs Customer: "Hi, I'm supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you.

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem.

: #Laughs Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth.

: #Laughs Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ? Because they're both full of stuffing !

: #Laughs Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!

: #Laughs New University Promos It was clear that one day the Ivy League would grow desperate.

: #Laughs Customer: Waiter, there's a button in my salad. Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing.

: #Laughs |A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp, and the other half playing it out of tune.Q: Why are harps like elderly parents?A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.

: #Laughs Many years agao, a Jewish lady named Mrs.

: #Laughs Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl.

: #Laughs Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!

: #Laughs What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales.

: #Laughs A couple just got married, and when the husband went back to his house he found that his bride had disappeared.

: #Laughs Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

: #Laughs |Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members of his mob, Benny the Rod.

: #Laughs How do you define an aardvark? Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!

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