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: #Laughs A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage.

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: #Laughs Police Chief: Why did you arrest that doctor? Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

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: #Laughs The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder.

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: #Laughs There was a man who traveled all around the world.

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: #Laughs |An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service and was startled to find an intruder in her house.Catching the man in the act of burglarizing her home, she yelled, "STOP! Acts 2:38!" ("Repent and be baptized, every

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: #Laughs An idiotic laborer was told by an equally idiotic foreman to dig a hole in the road.

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: #Laughs What kind of modeling clay does a dog use? Fi-Do!

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: #Laughs Don't be sexist.

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: #Laughs Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

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: #Laughs |In West Kerry, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger.

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: #Laughs If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Coolwip" on the side..........you might be a RedneckIf your working T.V.

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: #Laughs Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants !

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: #Laughs A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades -- he had sucessfully cloned a human being.He kept meticulous records, raising the clone-child in his laboratory until it was an adult.

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: #Laughs What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered.

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: #Laughs There are three guys who are good friends.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? A: The car salesman can probably drive!

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: #Laughs Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.

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: #Laughs |What is a cow's favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone had trodden on his corn!What would happen if bulls could fly?You would have to carry an umbrella all the time and beef would go up!What do you get if a sheep w

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: #Laughs Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F and Gare the letters used to define bra sizes?If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out whatthe letters stood for...

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: #Laughs A local business was looking for office help.

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: #Laughs A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage.

: #Laughs Police Chief: Why did you arrest that doctor? Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

: #Laughs The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder.

: #Laughs There was a man who traveled all around the world.

: #Laughs |An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service and was startled to find an intruder in her house.Catching the man in the act of burglarizing her home, she yelled, "STOP! Acts 2:38!" ("Repent and be baptized, every

: #Laughs An idiotic laborer was told by an equally idiotic foreman to dig a hole in the road.

: #Laughs What kind of modeling clay does a dog use? Fi-Do!

: #Laughs Don't be sexist.

: #Laughs Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

: #Laughs |In West Kerry, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger.

: #Laughs If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Coolwip" on the side..........you might be a RedneckIf your working T.V.

: #Laughs Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants !

: #Laughs A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades -- he had sucessfully cloned a human being.He kept meticulous records, raising the clone-child in his laboratory until it was an adult.

: #Laughs What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered.

: #Laughs There are three guys who are good friends.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? A: The car salesman can probably drive!

: #Laughs Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.

: #Laughs |What is a cow's favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone had trodden on his corn!What would happen if bulls could fly?You would have to carry an umbrella all the time and beef would go up!What do you get if a sheep w

: #Laughs Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F and Gare the letters used to define bra sizes?If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out whatthe letters stood for...

: #Laughs A local business was looking for office help.

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