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: #Laughs The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely."I demand proper manners in bed," she declared, "just as I do at the dinner table!"Amused by his wife's formality, the gro

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: #Laughs this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have sex: wife: before we do this i have something i have to tell u.

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: #Laughs A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers.

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: #Laughs What kind of clothes do lawyers wear? Lawsuits.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to live? When the patient couldn't pay, the doctor gave him another six months.

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: #Laughs A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village.

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: #Laughs Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers? They cause too much brain damage.

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: #Laughs Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing " The shrimp boats are coming"?Do you make people vomit in the elevator?Try FDS!Feminnine hygene spray! two squirts will 'twinkle your twat'

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: #Laughs *** Actual "bloopers" Doctor's have written on patient charts.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with....the other is used to carry groceries.

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: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A: A bird who knocks before delivering its message!Q: What do you call a very rude bird?A: A mockingbird!Q: Where do birds meet for coffee?A: In a nest-cafe!Q: How does a bird wit

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: #Laughs A farmer, who went to a big city to see the sights, asked the hotel's clerk about the time of meals. "Breakfast is served from 7 to 11, dinner from 12 to 3, and supper from 6 to 8," explained the clerk. "Look here," inquired th

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: #Laughs Two shoe salespeople were sent to Africa to open up new markets.

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: #Laughs A man got on a plane and sat next to a blonde, after sitting for awhile she sneezed, took out a tissue and whipped her box.

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: #Laughs A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard.

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: #Laughs A Maintenance Battalion in Germany had just received a brand new Executive Officer, an Armor Major.

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: #Laughs Why don't Mexicans teach driver's Ed.

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: #Laughs A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling of fullness in her ear.

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: #Laughs Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink.

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: #Laughs The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely."I demand proper manners in bed," she declared, "just as I do at the dinner table!"Amused by his wife's formality, the gro

: #Laughs this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have sex: wife: before we do this i have something i have to tell u.

: #Laughs A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers.

: #Laughs What kind of clothes do lawyers wear? Lawsuits.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to live? When the patient couldn't pay, the doctor gave him another six months.

: #Laughs A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village.

: #Laughs Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers? They cause too much brain damage.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing " The shrimp boats are coming"?Do you make people vomit in the elevator?Try FDS!Feminnine hygene spray! two squirts will 'twinkle your twat'

: #Laughs *** Actual "bloopers" Doctor's have written on patient charts.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with....the other is used to carry groceries.

: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A: A bird who knocks before delivering its message!Q: What do you call a very rude bird?A: A mockingbird!Q: Where do birds meet for coffee?A: In a nest-cafe!Q: How does a bird wit

: #Laughs A farmer, who went to a big city to see the sights, asked the hotel's clerk about the time of meals. "Breakfast is served from 7 to 11, dinner from 12 to 3, and supper from 6 to 8," explained the clerk. "Look here," inquired th

: #Laughs Two shoe salespeople were sent to Africa to open up new markets.

: #Laughs A man got on a plane and sat next to a blonde, after sitting for awhile she sneezed, took out a tissue and whipped her box.

: #Laughs A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard.

: #Laughs A Maintenance Battalion in Germany had just received a brand new Executive Officer, an Armor Major.

: #Laughs Why don't Mexicans teach driver's Ed.

: #Laughs A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling of fullness in her ear.

: #Laughs Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink.

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