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: #Laughs A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out in the desert.

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: #Laughs |A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance.

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: #Laughs A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, "Doc, I have a problem.

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: #Laughs What is long, black, and smelly? - The unemployment line.

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: #Laughs PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6.

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: #Laughs A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions. "Was he tall or was he short?" The businessman replies, "Both!"

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: #Laughs What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters? 'Hot dog!'

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: #Laughs A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it.

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: #Laughs Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his dick.One man said, "I sure wish I could do that." The other replied, "You can, but you're probably goingto have to pet him first."

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a computer?A: A computer that never goes down on you.

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: #Laughs A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she looked in the window there was a gorgeous parrot for sale with a sign that said ".00".She had always wanted a parrot, but had found them to be too expensive, so she rushed in and

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: #Laughs |Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?A: Because it was a double-crosser.Q: Why di

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: #Laughs At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out.

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: #Laughs Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing.

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: #Laughs |The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None--He'll only promise "change."

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: #Laughs There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was "war".

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: #Laughs Teacher: What's a robin? Fred: A bird that steals, ma'am.

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: #Laughs A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day.

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: #Laughs A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out in the desert.

: #Laughs |A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance.

: #Laughs A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, "Doc, I have a problem.

: #Laughs What is long, black, and smelly? - The unemployment line.

: #Laughs PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6.

: #Laughs A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions. "Was he tall or was he short?" The businessman replies, "Both!"

: #Laughs What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters? 'Hot dog!'

: #Laughs A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it.

: #Laughs Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his dick.One man said, "I sure wish I could do that." The other replied, "You can, but you're probably goingto have to pet him first."

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a computer?A: A computer that never goes down on you.

: #Laughs A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she looked in the window there was a gorgeous parrot for sale with a sign that said ".00".She had always wanted a parrot, but had found them to be too expensive, so she rushed in and

: #Laughs |Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?A: Because it was a double-crosser.Q: Why di

: #Laughs At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out.

: #Laughs Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing.

: #Laughs |The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None--He'll only promise "change."

: #Laughs There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was "war".

: #Laughs Teacher: What's a robin? Fred: A bird that steals, ma'am.

: #Laughs A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day.

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