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: #Laughs The phone in Rigby's Georgia farmhouse rang one evening.

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: #Laughs What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !

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: #Laughs Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something.

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: #Laughs A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for 0.

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: #Laughs Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both eat and make love in under 5 minutes.

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: #Laughs Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

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: #Laughs A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his money are soon elected.

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: #Laughs |Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down da local tavern.Bug - The reason you is a giv'n for calling in sick.Byte - What yer pit bull dun to cusin Jethro.Cache - Needed when you go to da st

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: #Laughs Bill Gates dies in a car accident.

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: #Laughs Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

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: #Laughs The Ten Commandments Of Employment If it rings, put it on hold. If it clunks, call the repairman. If it whistles, ignore it. If it's a friend, stop work and chat. If it's the boss, look busy. If it talks, take notes. I

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: #Laughs |Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?

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: #Laughs A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died and are in line together at the Pearly Gates.

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: #Laughs The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry...

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: #Laughs Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray for toys that look like miceand warm cushions soft and niceFor grocery bags where I can hideJust like a tiger croucched insideI pray for gourmet kitty snacksand someone nice to scratch

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: #Laughs The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

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: #Laughs What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ? An elephant in a lift !

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: #Laughs Should you receive a document with any of the following viruses, you must immediately open the window and throw out your computer.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

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: #Laughs A blonde once shot an arrow into the air...

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: #Laughs The phone in Rigby's Georgia farmhouse rang one evening.

: #Laughs What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !

: #Laughs Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something.

: #Laughs A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for 0.

: #Laughs Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both eat and make love in under 5 minutes.

: #Laughs Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

: #Laughs A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his money are soon elected.

: #Laughs |Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down da local tavern.Bug - The reason you is a giv'n for calling in sick.Byte - What yer pit bull dun to cusin Jethro.Cache - Needed when you go to da st

: #Laughs Bill Gates dies in a car accident.

: #Laughs Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

: #Laughs The Ten Commandments Of Employment If it rings, put it on hold. If it clunks, call the repairman. If it whistles, ignore it. If it's a friend, stop work and chat. If it's the boss, look busy. If it talks, take notes. I

: #Laughs |Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?

: #Laughs A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died and are in line together at the Pearly Gates.

: #Laughs The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry...

: #Laughs Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray for toys that look like miceand warm cushions soft and niceFor grocery bags where I can hideJust like a tiger croucched insideI pray for gourmet kitty snacksand someone nice to scratch

: #Laughs The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

: #Laughs What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ? An elephant in a lift !

: #Laughs Should you receive a document with any of the following viruses, you must immediately open the window and throw out your computer.

: #Laughs Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

: #Laughs A blonde once shot an arrow into the air...

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