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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Arson ! Arson who ! Arson McCullers !

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: #Laughs One day a blond went out to check her mail box.

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: #Laughs Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their older sister is getting it on with her new boyfriend.They hear her say, "Oh, Jim, you're going where no man has gone before!"The six-year-old says to his brother, "He mus

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: #Laughs Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from Dayton, Ohio to Washington, DC.

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: #Laughs |Casual Fridays:Week 1 - Memo No.

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: #Laughs Who's aardvark's favorite male singer? Frank Sinostril!

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

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: #Laughs The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher to began his sermon when two masked men burst into the church and said "Whoever is not willing to take a bullet for Jesus better leave now." More than half of the congregation j

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: #Laughs Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir

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: #Laughs What did Darth Vader say to the Internet? May the force e-with you.

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: #Laughs How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby.

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: #Laughs How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.Sent by L&S

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: #Laughs What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire? It bit his neck, sucked his blood and said, "Who's a pretty boy then?"

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: #Laughs What's the hardest part of making monster soup? Stirring it.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea? Lots of very worried dogs.

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: #Laughs "The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks." "And did he?" "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."

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: #Laughs Girl Monster 1: "I hear you've met the perfect guy." Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, he's a bad dream come true!"

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: #Laughs Great A Hot & Juicy Story Well, I was loafin' around the salad bar at the burger stand one chili day on Coney Island, when I Frito-Lay'd my eyes on the sweetest little tomato I'd ever seen.

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: #Laughs A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, "Darling, its my mother's birthday tomorrow.

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: #Laughs |If you do some acrobatics with a little mathematics it will take you far along.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Arson ! Arson who ! Arson McCullers !

: #Laughs One day a blond went out to check her mail box.

: #Laughs Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their older sister is getting it on with her new boyfriend.They hear her say, "Oh, Jim, you're going where no man has gone before!"The six-year-old says to his brother, "He mus

: #Laughs Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from Dayton, Ohio to Washington, DC.

: #Laughs |Casual Fridays:Week 1 - Memo No.

: #Laughs Who's aardvark's favorite male singer? Frank Sinostril!

: #Laughs Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

: #Laughs The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher to began his sermon when two masked men burst into the church and said "Whoever is not willing to take a bullet for Jesus better leave now." More than half of the congregation j

: #Laughs Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir

: #Laughs What did Darth Vader say to the Internet? May the force e-with you.

: #Laughs How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby.

: #Laughs How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.Sent by L&S

: #Laughs What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire? It bit his neck, sucked his blood and said, "Who's a pretty boy then?"

: #Laughs What's the hardest part of making monster soup? Stirring it.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea? Lots of very worried dogs.

: #Laughs "The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks." "And did he?" "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."

: #Laughs Girl Monster 1: "I hear you've met the perfect guy." Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, he's a bad dream come true!"

: #Laughs Great A Hot & Juicy Story Well, I was loafin' around the salad bar at the burger stand one chili day on Coney Island, when I Frito-Lay'd my eyes on the sweetest little tomato I'd ever seen.

: #Laughs A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, "Darling, its my mother's birthday tomorrow.

: #Laughs |If you do some acrobatics with a little mathematics it will take you far along.

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