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: #Laughs It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp.

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: #Laughs Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.

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: #Laughs Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He was there, with all those bony kids all around, and then they started yelling: "WE WANT TOYS!! WE WANT TOYS!!!"But then Santa, remembering his important job of orient

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: #Laughs Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

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: #Laughs What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date?Slow.

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: #Laughs A trooper asks a sergeant: - Is it true that man descended from a monkey? - Yes, troopers possibly were.

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: #Laughs What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives' tales!

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man? A: The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

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: #Laughs A man dials his home and a strange woman answers.

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: #Laughs How do you change a blonde's mind? Buy her another beer.

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: #Laughs Two weathermen each broke an arm and a leg in an accident, and called from the hospital about the four casts.

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: #Laughs It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident ended their lives.When they got to heaven, they asked St.

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: #Laughs Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them!

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: #Laughs How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?A: You only have to teach them to take off!

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: #Laughs What is the best way to hunt bear? With your clothes off

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: #Laughs How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it.

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: #Laughs A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.

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: #Laughs A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows him something amazing.

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: #Laughs It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp.

: #Laughs Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.

: #Laughs Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He was there, with all those bony kids all around, and then they started yelling: "WE WANT TOYS!! WE WANT TOYS!!!"But then Santa, remembering his important job of orient

: #Laughs Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

: #Laughs What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date?Slow.

: #Laughs A trooper asks a sergeant: - Is it true that man descended from a monkey? - Yes, troopers possibly were.

: #Laughs What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives' tales!

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man? A: The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

: #Laughs A man dials his home and a strange woman answers.

: #Laughs How do you change a blonde's mind? Buy her another beer.

: #Laughs Two weathermen each broke an arm and a leg in an accident, and called from the hospital about the four casts.

: #Laughs It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident ended their lives.When they got to heaven, they asked St.

: #Laughs Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them!

: #Laughs How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?A: You only have to teach them to take off!

: #Laughs What is the best way to hunt bear? With your clothes off

: #Laughs How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it.

: #Laughs A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.

: #Laughs A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows him something amazing.

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