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: #Laughs Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying to cut down to one fag a day!

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian? A: A waste.

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: #Laughs The young lad had applied for a job, and was asked his full name.

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: #Laughs |A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:Man: What's the problem officer?Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.Man: No sir, I was going 65.Wife: Oh Harry.

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: #Laughs What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up.

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: #Laughs |An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.

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: #Laughs Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives.

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: #Laughs Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies? Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

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: #Laughs Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament.

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: #Laughs One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde.

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: #Laughs 1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three o'clock this morning!" 2nd man: "Did they wake you?" 1st man: "Nah....I was up playing my bagpipes."

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: #Laughs A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, "Before you signed thedeath certificate had you taken the man's pulse?" The coroner says, "No." The attorney then asks, "Did you listen for a heart beat?" "No." "So when you sig

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: #Laughs "Your teeth are like the stars," he said, As he pressed her hand, so white.

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: #Laughs Q: What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes? A: None, as usual...

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: #Laughs Three old ladies went for a walk in the park, they were suddenly approached by a man who flashed at them, two of them had a stroke - the third wasn't quick enough..

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: #Laughs Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water.

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: #Laughs Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man? She wanted a big wedding.

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: #Laughs A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along really well.

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: #Laughs What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? He makes a swish!

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: #Laughs Where do cows like to live? St.

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: #Laughs Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying to cut down to one fag a day!

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian? A: A waste.

: #Laughs The young lad had applied for a job, and was asked his full name.

: #Laughs |A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:Man: What's the problem officer?Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.Man: No sir, I was going 65.Wife: Oh Harry.

: #Laughs What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up.

: #Laughs |An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.

: #Laughs Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives.

: #Laughs Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies? Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

: #Laughs Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament.

: #Laughs One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde.

: #Laughs 1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three o'clock this morning!" 2nd man: "Did they wake you?" 1st man: "Nah....I was up playing my bagpipes."

: #Laughs A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, "Before you signed thedeath certificate had you taken the man's pulse?" The coroner says, "No." The attorney then asks, "Did you listen for a heart beat?" "No." "So when you sig

: #Laughs "Your teeth are like the stars," he said, As he pressed her hand, so white.

: #Laughs Q: What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes? A: None, as usual...

: #Laughs Three old ladies went for a walk in the park, they were suddenly approached by a man who flashed at them, two of them had a stroke - the third wasn't quick enough..

: #Laughs Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water.

: #Laughs Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man? She wanted a big wedding.

: #Laughs A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along really well.

: #Laughs What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? He makes a swish!

: #Laughs Where do cows like to live? St.

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