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: #Laughs A is for Arteries.

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: #Laughs |One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law firm was tragically hit by a bus and she died.

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: #Laughs How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out? I don't know the answer but I think I'm nearly there.

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: #Laughs |The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundl

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: #Laughs What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield !

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: #Laughs It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who roundly and sou

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: #Laughs My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn't want to cuddle after you drop a load into it.

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: #Laughs The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Barbie ! Barbie who ? Barbie Q !

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: #Laughs A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.

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: #Laughs A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him.

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: #Laughs How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal? They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

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: #Laughs A man dials his home and a strange woman answers.

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: #Laughs AP - Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton's firm denial:"I have had enough.

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: #Laughs Why don't most women ever tell their husbands when they're really enjoying sex?Because their husbands are never there when it happens!

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: #Laughs Q: Why do men become smarter during sex? A: Because they are plugged into a genius.

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: #Laughs What are the four food groups? For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled. For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley and Yeast. For heavies: Caffeine, Fat, Sugar, Chocolate.

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: #Laughs |A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.

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: #Laughs A is for Arteries.

: #Laughs |One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law firm was tragically hit by a bus and she died.

: #Laughs How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out? I don't know the answer but I think I'm nearly there.

: #Laughs |The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundl

: #Laughs What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield !

: #Laughs It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who roundly and sou

: #Laughs My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn't want to cuddle after you drop a load into it.

: #Laughs The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Barbie ! Barbie who ? Barbie Q !

: #Laughs A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.

: #Laughs A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him.

: #Laughs How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal? They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

: #Laughs A man dials his home and a strange woman answers.

: #Laughs AP - Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton's firm denial:"I have had enough.

: #Laughs Why don't most women ever tell their husbands when they're really enjoying sex?Because their husbands are never there when it happens!

: #Laughs Q: Why do men become smarter during sex? A: Because they are plugged into a genius.

: #Laughs What are the four food groups? For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled. For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley and Yeast. For heavies: Caffeine, Fat, Sugar, Chocolate.

: #Laughs |A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.

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