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: #Laughs |These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world."That race was all about competition." - David Coleman, ITV "And I can see the strong wind blowing the sun towards us." - Brian Johnson, BBC Radio 3 Mark Goodier: What's the name of t

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: #Laughs A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three toed feet?" The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand".

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: #Laughs What do cannibals eat for breakfast? Buttered host.

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: #Laughs Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate.

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: #Laughs Be nice to your kids.

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: #Laughs One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, "There are no fish down there." He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and a

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: #Laughs Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

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: #Laughs A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later the grad complained to the doctor that they didn't produce the desired results.

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: #Laughs Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in acar together in Kansas.

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: #Laughs "Dad, can you write in the dark?" "I think so.

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: #Laughs |It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None.

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: #Laughs |"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.

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: #Laughs Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through it out of the window !!

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: #Laughs A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.

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: #Laughs A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.

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: #Laughs A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning.

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: #Laughs What's a rabbits' favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.

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: #Laughs yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Acis ! Acis who ? Acis spades !

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: #Laughs |These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world."That race was all about competition." - David Coleman, ITV "And I can see the strong wind blowing the sun towards us." - Brian Johnson, BBC Radio 3 Mark Goodier: What's the name of t

: #Laughs A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three toed feet?" The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand".

: #Laughs What do cannibals eat for breakfast? Buttered host.

: #Laughs Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate.

: #Laughs Be nice to your kids.

: #Laughs One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, "There are no fish down there." He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and a

: #Laughs Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

: #Laughs A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later the grad complained to the doctor that they didn't produce the desired results.

: #Laughs Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in acar together in Kansas.

: #Laughs "Dad, can you write in the dark?" "I think so.

: #Laughs |It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy.

: #Laughs Q: How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None.

: #Laughs |"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.

: #Laughs Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through it out of the window !!

: #Laughs A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.

: #Laughs A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.

: #Laughs A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning.

: #Laughs What's a rabbits' favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.

: #Laughs yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Acis ! Acis who ? Acis spades !

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