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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash? Tele-Scope.

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: #Laughs What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?

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: #Laughs Why don't witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.

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: #Laughs Note: This is an extract of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.INTERVIEWER: " So, General Reinwald, what

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: #Laughs Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: 29 have been accused of spousal abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad checks 117 have directly or

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: #Laughs Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans? The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the Big Bread Machine!

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: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my soup ! Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them !

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: #Laughs Why don't cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: So who wants to know? Why do you want to know? Are you a cop?

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: #Laughs PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry.

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: #Laughs A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby.

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: #Laughs Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail? Because time was always running out.

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: #Laughs A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabbit.doctor: Ok, bring her in and I'll try to help.man: Fine, but whatever you do, don't cure her.

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: #Laughs We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown.

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: #Laughs What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He was allergic to carrots.

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: #Laughs POLISH MEDICAL TERMNINOLOGY FOR THE LAYMANartery- the study of fine painting barium- what you do when the patient dies beneign - what you are after you are eight cesarean section- a district in Rome colic- a sheep dog congenital - friendly dilate

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: #Laughs This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline.

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: #Laughs "What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?""Popeye beat the shit out of him!"

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: #Laughs |O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily.

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: #Laughs This just in:A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting marijuana in the food that seagulls consume.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash? Tele-Scope.

: #Laughs What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?

: #Laughs Why don't witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.

: #Laughs Note: This is an extract of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.INTERVIEWER: " So, General Reinwald, what

: #Laughs Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: 29 have been accused of spousal abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad checks 117 have directly or

: #Laughs Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans? The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the Big Bread Machine!

: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my soup ! Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them !

: #Laughs Why don't cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.

: #Laughs Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: So who wants to know? Why do you want to know? Are you a cop?

: #Laughs PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry.

: #Laughs A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby.

: #Laughs Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail? Because time was always running out.

: #Laughs A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabbit.doctor: Ok, bring her in and I'll try to help.man: Fine, but whatever you do, don't cure her.

: #Laughs We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown.

: #Laughs What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He was allergic to carrots.

: #Laughs POLISH MEDICAL TERMNINOLOGY FOR THE LAYMANartery- the study of fine painting barium- what you do when the patient dies beneign - what you are after you are eight cesarean section- a district in Rome colic- a sheep dog congenital - friendly dilate

: #Laughs This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline.

: #Laughs "What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?""Popeye beat the shit out of him!"

: #Laughs |O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily.

: #Laughs This just in:A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting marijuana in the food that seagulls consume.

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