Tag: Laughs

: #Laughs Patron: Hey, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Why are you complaining? Isn't it cooked?

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head, "No." A clerk came over and asked, "May I help you?" "I don't know," said the woman.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs John was driving when a policeman pulled him over.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS:- Livestock usually is a poor choice for a wedding gift.- Is it okay to bring a date to a wedding? Not if you are the groom.- When dancing, never remove undergarments; no matter how

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs We yanks just love to pass the blame.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom? Because there are no pupils to see!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman were sitting in a pub discussing the best pubs around.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What did the bumble bee striker say ? Hive scored !

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it ''Curl Up and Dye.''

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic. He walks up to the drivers window and asks, "You drinkin'?" The driver said, "You buyin'?"

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine? A: She demanded 0,000 and a parachute.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:~ Coffee doesn't mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have some.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs |A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs The Rabbi rose with a red face..."Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the K.K.K.This is a horrible lie and one which a Jewish community cannot tolerate! I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs An eighty year old couple decide to try for a child.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT .

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her new, shiny red sports car.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Patron: Hey, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Why are you complaining? Isn't it cooked?

: #Laughs At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head, "No." A clerk came over and asked, "May I help you?" "I don't know," said the woman.

: #Laughs John was driving when a policeman pulled him over.

: #Laughs How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.

: #Laughs AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS:- Livestock usually is a poor choice for a wedding gift.- Is it okay to bring a date to a wedding? Not if you are the groom.- When dancing, never remove undergarments; no matter how

: #Laughs Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work.

: #Laughs We yanks just love to pass the blame.

: #Laughs When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom? Because there are no pupils to see!

: #Laughs A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman were sitting in a pub discussing the best pubs around.

: #Laughs What did the bumble bee striker say ? Hive scored !

: #Laughs A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it ''Curl Up and Dye.''

: #Laughs A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic. He walks up to the drivers window and asks, "You drinkin'?" The driver said, "You buyin'?"

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine? A: She demanded 0,000 and a parachute.

: #Laughs Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:~ Coffee doesn't mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have some.

: #Laughs |A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive.

: #Laughs The Rabbi rose with a red face..."Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the K.K.K.This is a horrible lie and one which a Jewish community cannot tolerate! I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this.

: #Laughs A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain.

: #Laughs An eighty year old couple decide to try for a child.

: #Laughs IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT .

: #Laughs One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her new, shiny red sports car.

Previous Page Next Page

Back to top | Use Dark Theme