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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.

: #Laughs BONN, Germany (Reuter) -- Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz (Vomit), Moerder (Murder), Brathuhn (Roast chicken) and even Hitler, even though they could legally change them, a magazine reported Sunday.The German pho

: #Laughs A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his front bumper smashed.

: #Laughs Note: This is an extract of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.INTERVIEWER: " So, General Reinwald, what

: #Laughs You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn'tIf you go to Wal-Mart more than 3 times a weekIf you are personally keeping the local pizza place from bankruptcyIf you w

: #Laughs One day a blonde, red-head, and a brunette were driving through the desert when all of a sudden their car broke down.

: #Laughs This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for when his wife gets home.

: #Laughs |What did the spider say to the fly?We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing?

: #Laughs What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their backs they're screwed!

: #Laughs I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, -Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?- -Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long.-
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