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: #Laughs There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam.It was that time of year to satisfy the local female population, andyoung George was pretty excited."Sam, Sam, can I go down to those heifers over there?" asked George."George

: #Laughs Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father.

: #Laughs Kids: "Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?" Mother: "I am sorry kids but you know Johnny has leprosy," Kids: "Well, then can we come in and watch him rot?"

: #Laughs MICHAEL KENNEDY What's the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made it alive out of Aspen.

: #Laughs What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman's sex life have in common?They're both concerned with how manyinches and how long it will last.

: #Laughs One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming out?"Really?" the second gay man says, "that's amazing!"The first gay man says, "yeah we're lucky, he's only comingout of Congress, would you wanna sleep with him?"Sent by Patrick

: #Laughs |'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with electronic eyes.Combat pilots were nestled in ready-room beds,As enemy silhouettes danced in their heads.Every jet on the apron, each SAM in its tube,Was tripl

: #Laughs United Airlines FA: "Ladies and Gentlemen, as you are all now painfully aware, our Captain has landed in Seattle.

: #Laughs A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.They exchange hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics.

: #Laughs Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 1
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