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: #Laughs Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine and boring."Get creative buddy.

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: #Laughs When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom? Because there are no pupils to see!

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: #Laughs Why did the janitor take early retirement? Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

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: #Laughs What would Economics be without assumptions? Accounting

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: #Laughs Men are like chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.

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: #Laughs Boy to Friend: I'm sorry, I won't be able to go out after school.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cat ! Cat who ? Cat you understand !

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: #Laughs Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and the other appears normal.

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: #Laughs There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which one of them was going to go to God and tell Him that they didn't need him anymore.One of the scientists volunteered and went to go tell God he was no longer needed.T

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: #Laughs |A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl.

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: #Laughs A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry."I would like to marry a man with three dragons on his chest", said the eldest daughter.

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: #Laughs An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter.

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: #Laughs Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?" "Because they are drawing-rooms, my son."

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: #Laughs A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband.

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: #Laughs Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion? The POTTED ones!

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: #Laughs Why wouldn't the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen? She didn't want the pigs eating shredded tweet.

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: #Laughs I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn't work.

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: #Laughs I married Miss Right.I just didn't know her first name was Always.

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: #Laughs |Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?A: Music Minus One.Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the tram

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: #Laughs Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine and boring."Get creative buddy.

: #Laughs When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom? Because there are no pupils to see!

: #Laughs Why did the janitor take early retirement? Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

: #Laughs What would Economics be without assumptions? Accounting

: #Laughs Men are like chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.

: #Laughs Boy to Friend: I'm sorry, I won't be able to go out after school.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cat ! Cat who ? Cat you understand !

: #Laughs Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and the other appears normal.

: #Laughs There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which one of them was going to go to God and tell Him that they didn't need him anymore.One of the scientists volunteered and went to go tell God he was no longer needed.T

: #Laughs |A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl.

: #Laughs A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry."I would like to marry a man with three dragons on his chest", said the eldest daughter.

: #Laughs An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter.

: #Laughs Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?" "Because they are drawing-rooms, my son."

: #Laughs A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband.

: #Laughs Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion? The POTTED ones!

: #Laughs Why wouldn't the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen? She didn't want the pigs eating shredded tweet.

: #Laughs I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn't work.

: #Laughs I married Miss Right.I just didn't know her first name was Always.

: #Laughs |Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?A: Music Minus One.Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the tram

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